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Sebastian Vettel in 2016 probably

Just two good buddies looking at each other in a totally normal way.

Okay, I am finished with this delightful video now.

Because you saw me in your image, because you favored me

the fact that I can track my period cycle through how horny my writing is…actual insanity

25 questions for smut writers

i've been thinking for a while that i've never seen an ask meme that was specifically focused on writing smut — so creating one in honor of @silmsmutweek! share some smutty thots and recs 🥰😈

feel free to edit, remove questions you'd prefer not to answer, etc. this list is intended for tolkien writers but also feel free to modify for another fandom ✨

Share your philosophy of smut. Why do you write it, and what does it mean to you?

What was the first smut fic you ever read?

What is the smut fic you read most recently? 

What was the first smut fic you ever published?

What is your most recently published smut fic?

How do you think your smut writing has evolved?

If you write non-smutty fic as well, how does it interrelate with your smut fic? 

What is your favorite comment you have received on a smut piece?

How did you learn to write smut? Were there specific fics or authors that inspired you? Or novels/movies/other texts?

Do you have music/playlists that have inspired your writing? Share some smutty song recs. 

Do you have some favorite smutty or erotic fan art? And/or non-fan art? 

Who are your favorite characters/pairings to write smut for?

What’s the most surprising smut pairing you’ve written? 

What are your favorite smut tropes?

Do you have favorite words, phrases, or imagery to use in smut?

What do you think is the sexiest part of actual Tolkien canon? Inclusive of the books, onscreen depictions, etc. 

Who are your favorite canon couples to write smut for? 

What’s the weirdest thing you have researched for the sake of a smut fic? Can be within the scope of Tolkien canon or on a topic completely outside it. 

Share a favorite passage from one of your smut fics. 

Share a summary of, or excerpt from, an unpublished smut fic.

Share a smutty headcanon about [character(s)]. 

Share a DVD commentary on [one of your smut fic/smutty scene from a longer work]. 

Share a smut rec for [character]. 

Share a smut rec for [ship]. 

Share a smut rec for [trope].

that omegaverse poll on f1 twitter crossed my timeline so I sent it to my bestie who loves omegaverse but is not within the f1 fandom and she delivered a masterpiece

and for additional context, she did look up the ones she wasn’t as familiar with and listen to a few reels to hear their voice/mannerisms etc ✌️

anyway I’d love to hear thoughts and discussions from yall 🫶

Let me just get in there nice and early that Oscar has been testing. Oscar has been a little snake.

the funniest things happen when your brain rot for Oscar Piastri collides with a fanfic prompt.

I should be writing other things but sometimes I write fanfic instead. if you want to read, you can find it here 👀💖

(did I make a collection so I can a.) write more landoscar fics and b.) call it pastry and poetry as a play on both Oscar's name and my need to wax poetically about him? yes.)

the mclaren boys are driving me insane lately and I must be a part of my cycle where I want to write soft love and sweet kissing.

oscar is so touchy when he’s happy!!! he sees lando’s waist and just has to. like its a reflex

i follow mclaren exclusively for their unhinged what if we made our drivers do this moments and you know what. they rarely disappoint me