Key: I Have A Problem

Please stop setting things on fire ‘just to see what will happen.’ What will happen is fire.

Onew to Taemin

Onew: The french have given us so many good things! Like French fries!

Jonghyun: French toast!

Taemin: Guillotines!

Key: French manicures!

Minho: Um, I think we should circle back to Taemin’s

Onew: Taemin, WHY are you shirtless and covered in body oil

Taemin: You know how you always say I never glisten?

Onew: LISTEN. YOU NEVER LISTEN.

Taemin: yeah I have impulse control, I control my impulses very well actually, by acting on them

DEMY

Please stop breeding :) faces, they might be cute but they have trouble breathing. Please consider the :-) breed or the :^) breed instead. They have the same temperament as the :) breed but with none of the breathing problems.

Taemin: Wanna see how hardcore I am?

Taemin: *punches a wall*

Taemin:

Jonghyun: Taemin?

Taemin: Please take me to the hospital.

FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO DO NOT KNOW

THIS IS A TRUMPET

THIS IS A TROMBONE

THIS IS A TUBA

AND THIS IS A FRENCH HORN

THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME