Omg Hey Shawols And Shawols To Be Reblog This With What Looks You Wanna See (again) Next Comeback, I

Onew: I just tried making a reservation at the library

Jonghyun: You don’t need a reser-

Onew: But I couldn’t get one

Jonghyun: please stop talking

Onew: it was fully

Jonghyun, softly: don’t.

Onew: booked.

The new gen of kpop stans haven’t heard Ring Ding Dong and it shows.

Minho: In legally blonde, Elle won her case because she was true to herself and dressed cute.

Key: Minho, this is real life, not an excellent movie

Taemin: I would do anything for you

Onew: Thanks

Taemin: I would eat trash for you

Onew: Oh, well, don’t do that

Taemin: I ate trash

Onew: See, That doesn’t really help me

me watching a romance, enjoying it but knowing fully well i’ll never experience that in my life:

Donald Trump is exactly the kind of person that Jesus would have thrown out of the temple and beaten with a stick, and the fact that so many self-identified Christians want to put him in office tells you pretty everything wrong with white American Christianity. 

Minho: You into cars?

Taemin: Yes, it was truly a masterpiece of a film

Minho: No, like are you a car person?

Taemin: Like.... a transformer?

The Taemin I know isn't fit to be responsible for anyone, including and especially himself. I once saw him drink an entire jar of marinara sauce for dinner. Onew, he opened up a new jar of marinara sauce and drank it like it was a thing normal people do. It was unholy. And then I asked him what the hell he was doing, and he said, and I quote, "It's basically a smoothie."

Key

When I was little my mom’s meatloaf was my favorite food. But ONLY her meatloaf. I didn’t like anyone else’s, and she told me that she would teach me how to make it when I was older. And when I was like 19? She finally taught me, but she told me never to tell anyone else and I was like weird but okay

Anyway, she was super fucking homophobic and abusive to me when I told her I was gay, so here’s the recipe

4-6 lbs of Hamburger/turkey burger

1 pk onion soup mix OR ranch mix

1 TBs ketchup

1 Tbs spicy brown mustard,

1 Tbs bbq sauce

1 Tbs steak sauce

1 egg

mix, shape into a loaf in a big pan, and bake at 350 for 2 hrs (maybe 2 and a half if you’re feeling dangerous)

You can get almost all of these ingredients at the dollar store, and have leftovers if it’s just you. The leftovers make great tacos if (taco seasoning is also like a dollar). Enjoy your revenge loaf