The Legend Must Go On

Soos: Are you okay...?!

Mabel, tearing up: Yeah, it's just the onions...

Soos: Ah, okay.

Soos, to the onions: What did you say to her?!?

Haha

“All you’ve ever wanted was to be feared and rule the world, but every villanous act you do backfires. Steal candy from baby? Poisonous candy, baby saved. Steal the baby? Abusive parents. Threw a woman off the building? Push she needed to unlock her powers of flight, she’s now your sidekick.”

Hahahahahahaha

Au 7# The gag Au where Roy is drunk genius

My humor is awful…anyway after this is Ed is like, fine if you’re so smart Roy, then bring back Al’s body! And drunk Roy is like, fucking easy peasies, grabs a piece of chalk and draws the most ridiculous array on the floor with a stick figure smiling in the middle.

When prompted about the happy stick man Roy is just like, dude…you don’t want Al’s body to come back all sad, do you? He then throws some rubber bands into the circle with a bottle of rum, activates the circle and BAM, theres Al body.

Ed and Al freak out, Hughes is just laughing and Roy just wavers and says, I’m so happy for you guys…now I’m going to go over here and throw up until I die. Meanwhile the truth is sitting there with a bottle of rum and rubber bands, like…what the fuck is going?

Akali: The waiter at Olive Garden has been grating my cheese for 6 hours now, waiting for me to say when. Customers are screaming. Three people have died.

Akali: I will not yield.

the potential for the "i felt that from you" to be a "i felt that for you" was strong

but the writers are fucking cowards

Stay away from my brother!

Warnings: Male reader!, cussing, suggestive, cliffhanger, physical hostility, verbal hostility (if you squint very hard!), may contain false info for the actual manhwa, Jinx

You are Kim Dan's brother, always getting him through the thick and thin like the good brother you are. You being you, you decided to visit him at his workplace -which was the gym- to check up on him. You ask around to see if anyone has seen your brother, no one knowing where he was. Till you asked Jeong Yosep, he told you where your brother might've gone. You nod in gratitude, thanking him for his help and time before leaving the male. You go to the corridors where Jeong told you to go. You look around, before hearing a clatter noise, you peak into the room, your eyes widening in shock at what you see. You see your brother, Kim, being pinned to the wall and looking nervous with another male, who you assume is Jaekyung judging by how much Dan talks about him. Jaekyung is pinning your brother to the wall, meanwhile Kim doesn't look comfortable. They are only supposed to be working with one another, not having any sexual or romantic relationship with each other! "Who the fuck are y-?" The black haired male gets cut off by your protective instincts kicking in even before he said that, resulting you in slapping Jaekyung right across the face harshly, leaving a red hand mark on Jaekyung's face, to be exact, his right cheek. You grab Kim's wrist gently but firmly, dragging him away, before you leave the room, you glare at Jaekyung "Stay the fuck away from my brother. If I see you near him, you're gonna regret even hiring him as your therapist." You sneered at the black haired male, before completely dragging Kim out of the room, leaving Jaekyung too stunned to even talk or move.

A/N: I saw that there weren't a lot of male reader x Jinx, and really wanted to give some to my male readers! Sorry if this was an incorrect story that isn't like the actual story! I haven't read Jinx before but I really want to. Thank you for the likes on my Satoru and Suguru headcanons! Part two for this?

when you don't understand the assignment

OOOOOOOOOO you done meSS UP

A new up and coming hotshot villain has made a terrible mistake. They have taken the local hero’s baby sitter hostage. However it turns out this babysitter also works for quite a few other notable heros and even villains all of which are not at all happy that their sitter has been taken.

2008 was a better time…