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BABIES (x)

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Woaw… he’s so badass..

This is an aura moment, wannabe alpha males will never be this powerful.

He swallowed an egg

HELP I need to find a game that I played like maybe 8-10 years ago and I CANNOT find it ANYWHERE

The game was a side scroller game where you combine yourself with other creatures as you traverse a junkyard but the specific part is that in the introduction, you see

A fly lands on a burger and there’s a small poof of smoke before you see that they’ve combined into one horrible fly-burger creature.

It was maybe a flash game. It was cartoony and 2-D. I played it on a computer lab computer.

help, because I cannot find anything and I’m starting to worry I dreamt it up.

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maybe if that united healthcare shooter knocks out 33 more CEOs he'll be up to 34 felonies and he can run for president...

Make it go grey