I Dropped My Peace Tea Onto The Subway Tracks So If You Don’t Hear From Me Again This Is Why

This is an aura moment, wannabe alpha males will never be this powerful.

i bet none of you folks know who nigel and marmalade are (derogatory in the nicest way possible)

i love london

I’m thinking of genuinely starting a fight club at my high school. Like the movie. I’m not male or cis but I am gay so it will be different but similar. I just need to figure out how I would set it up

marmalade: ollroight nigel whot ore we dewin tewday

nigel: AWHANWAHNAHAH *magic hands*

HELP I need to find a game that I played like maybe 8-10 years ago and I CANNOT find it ANYWHERE

The game was a side scroller game where you combine yourself with other creatures as you traverse a junkyard but the specific part is that in the introduction, you see

A fly lands on a burger and there’s a small poof of smoke before you see that they’ve combined into one horrible fly-burger creature.

It was maybe a flash game. It was cartoony and 2-D. I played it on a computer lab computer.

help, because I cannot find anything and I’m starting to worry I dreamt it up.