I'm In Love With Both Of Them Your Honor

this sounds like the sims. you're playing the sims

trying to clear some stuff up with the rat grinders pls add stuff i miss:

oisin got buff over the summer, the same time he would have gotten a rage crystal

maryann is a barbarian with insane athletics and porter's been teaching her, he might have connected with the high five heroes through her in the first place

kipperlilly didn't want to be called the rat grinders because it gives away some of their secrets but ruben just wanted to fuck with her

the rats that lucy revived were either killed out of spite by the other rat grinders or they were just collateral when porter fought monsters

oisin only started missing ping pong balls after talking to adaine when she said she didn't remember him and talked about how rich she is, maybe because he felt justified then

buddy presumably thought they were actually restoring this goddess even though she was competing with sol and helped anyway

they all genuinely thought lucy was coming back so 'killing' her wasn't ever meant maliciously by the rat grinders

they could have had a suicide pact all planning to take the deal and come back and just lucy didn't follow through

so with the next cleric they didn't give him any warning so he would make a split-second decision to come back to life without necessarily knowing the consequences

i do wish people would relearn the ability to think things are dumb without making up reasons why they’re also evil actually. personal taste doesn’t always have to be a moral stance, the personal isn’t that political. i told my friend i didn’t care for selena gomez the other day and he asked me what she’d done. i don’t fucking know bro i just think her music is boring. im tired

frostkettle be upon ye

sting accidentally saying gaybertooth in front of all the other guild masters and then quietly giggling to himself as everyone stares deadpan at the dumbass who can’t finish his report from laughing at his own joke 

Sabertooth Headcanons

There’s a swear jar and a ‘Made Yukino cry, faint or upset’ jar

Both get filled regularly especially when someone from Fairy Tail visits

Behind those there’s a smaller ‘Overreacted to something involving Frosch’ jar (which gets full fast)

Sting overheard someone calling Sabertooth ‘Gaybertooth’ and won’t stop calling the guild that. Especially at council meetings.

They’re super competitive and have a ‘battle of fairy tail’ style tournament six months after the GMG to keep them going and also to see who’s the 5 strongest and most likely to make up the Sabertooth team.

The 5 top placed mages from the tournament get sabotaged the rest of the six months until the GMG team is announced. 

I don’t think you understand they’re SUPER COMPETITIVE

Competitions out of everything

Winner gets the contents of the jars

Sting gives Rogue pet names when he’s moody

The worse the mood the more sickly/amount of pet names

Soon Orga joins in, followed by Rufus, followed by the whole guild until on a bad day everyone will at least refer to him as Roguey

Guildhall slumber parties

Rogue, Yukino, Minerva and Rufus actually end up doing all of the ‘master’ work while Sting goofs off

He still whines about the amount of paperwork from the council though

So much so that they decide to take a ‘Fairy Tail approach’ to the council and just ignore them

 They find out they’re not the only guild to have a pool so decide to one up Fairy Tail by putting a bar in the pool

I mentioned they were competitive didn’t I?

bruh one jace yelled out where k2 was to bring buddy back and the other says hey lemme push adaine tho

how fucking long is this guy's torso

If you support gay marriage reblog this. If you're on the homophobic side, keep scrolling.

As a bisexual, it sickens me that some people WILL keep scrolling.

My favourite bits of Tumblr slang are the ones that sound like they'd just be Starfire from Teen Titans' actual, legit word for that thing.

screaming into the ether: buddy doesn't know the plan! he worships ankarna, he doesn't know they want to kill her and will not agree with that!

arthur created grix to be a perfectly lawful, responsible principal should aguefort be under investigation. arthur had a legal failsafe in case the feds came around. and he fucking shoots kids with nets and awakens sex robots to attack them-