canon is ayda mopily wandering great planes and jungles witnessing the dawning of time itself trying desperately to pickpocket her father's watch so she can sneak off to see her gf. canon is also arthur aguefort conveniently spotting a diplodocus and swinging his hips in excitement just as her mage hand is about to grab it.
Guys I think it's time to admit it. Shauna's a villain.
Genuinely I think so much of the fandom discourse could be helped by admitting this. You can find villains hot, you can find villains scary, villains can piss you off, but I haven't seen anyone arguing that she's not a bad person. She's a bully, she's manipulative, she's selfish, she hates everyone but herself, she's miserable to be around, she traded in her tragically fridged wife for a bootlicking henchman. All of these are BEAUTIFUL villain qualities.
im a sick puppy and this excites me.
wip kipperlilly demon design from my self-indulgent ao3 work here:
+ alive klck sketch
also self-indulgent buddy dawn head
does anyone remember who in the bad kids told the others about what they saw in the nightmare forest? i think fabian did and i'm almost certain riz didn't but they keep (accidentally?) triggering each others' forest traumas and it seems like A Thing.
fabian flirted with a mirror right next to riz and everyone teased him about kalina being his girlfriend, riz suggested gorgug answer the riddle for all of them under threat of being killed and eaten by a big animal, fig created a sexy rat for when fabian was talking to spot. is this anything.
now feels like a good time to talk about ragh, possibly the biggest boy at aguefort, crawling over tables because he thinks there’s an earthquake. brennan doesn’t describe anyone else doing this, so we can infer that JUST RAGH decided the floor was lava and did a cat thing on the tables.
rewatching Fantasy High and the degree to which Ragh hates Gorgug at first is so fucking funny
he came outta nowhere just to tackle Gorgug in midair, and also literally crawled across the cafeteria floor during an "earthquake alarm" just to smash the dude's face in, and then crawled back, i love him
updating this with CAN I USE THOSE DIAMONDS FOR CLASS WHEN REFERRING TO YOLANDA BADGOOD'S PRESSURISED DEAD BODY
Brennan: If someone leaves the party or dies, the party becomes pass/fail which is not an option for you. You need to succeed profoundly.
Everyone Else: Oh god, what if someone dies?
Siobhan: If we kill one of the Rat Grinders, they don't get to go to college.
frostkettle be upon ye
had a dream where dimension 20 released a new safari-based campaign. zac oyama was an elephant and spent 20 minutes trying to reach a high tree branch, with giraffe brian murphy providing moral support but not helping while lou and ally killed and ate a bunch of people as lions. i kept thinking 'wow, they really haven't done anything this session', and then watched them all have graphic, cinematic deaths one by one over the course of several years.
I have to go with all the sculptors' and vase painters' fave, Dionysus. I kinda love that guy, but who is your favorite? Did I miss them? Is it Vesta? Tell me in the tags who it is, and I'm sorry I couldn't fit everyone in.
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printable flyers (eng+ es) + vet
my dumb ass certain that ragh's dad was a sunstone