I Love Noah Kahan

Their little Christmas Cupid 🎄💘

“YoUr BOdY, mY cHoiCE.”

Okay bitch,

Your jugular, my teeth. Rick Grimes style.

Never said they’d get deported, or killed, I’m not trying to spread false news, you just misinterpreted

Kinda freaking out over what’s going to happen later today rn at 5 o’clock in the morning bc I can’t sleep. Uhm. Yeah.

Anyway, shit you need to know:

You see I.C.E?

Yell, “La Migra.” (La-mee-grah)

Be as loud you possibly can.

They are supposed to be starting Raids in Chicago on Tuesday.

You know neurodivergent or queer people?

No the fuck you don’t.

Are you apart of that spectrum yourself?

Suddenly you aren’t.

Know trans people or trans yourself?

Nuh-uh.

Do you have immigrant family?

Tell them how to answer I.C.E if they come across them. (a bunch of shit on TikTok can tell about that)

If you have birth-right citizenship, you’re at risk too.

Don’t be in usually populated areas.

Like, the mall, movie theaters, etc. it’s not safe, trust, there will be dumbasses out there today and probably the rest of the week, keep that in mind.

Anyone ask you about your political views?

Say NOTHING.

Or, “I don’t like to talk about that stuff.”

Don’t talk about them at all.

Same goes for your identity, aight?

Idgaf if he “saved TikTok” it was a stunt, they think we’re stupid. Forget that shit, don’t thank him. It’s fucking propaganda.

Stay safe,

Ik im not popular, like at all but please reblog, share, whatever

—Atlas

My notifications are empty, but I guess it's my own fault because I never know what to post 🫠

Paranoia fucking sucks.

Modern day Johanna is bragging about how many speeding tickets she’s cried her way out of

The wings give an extra lift

Snapping back into reality/conciseness from being in autopilot is so fucking odd, man. Like, “Oh shit, I am actually here.”

But it would never have worked out between them, even if he’d stayed. They were simply too different.

I can't unsee the cats, and bees don't have ears, unless they're supposed to be wings? Antennae? Dammit, those are cats.