Sending Love To Those Who Struggle With The Holidays. To Those Who Have Lost Their Family. To Those Who

"i'm going to initiate a social interaction!" i lie, confidently, as the entire thought of approaching another person makes me so scared i immediately walk away

just accidentally cut my finger on a bag of popcorn. this is like a joke in a cartoon to show you someone is fragile. head in hands.

Bill: oh no I need to escape all my troubles, I know, ETERNAL PARTY!

*billion of years ago*

Bill dad: oh no poll numbers are low and the people are close to revolting, I know, NEW HOLIDAY!

I think there's some real (comedic) potential to this "Mayor Euclid declares his own baby Best Baby Of All Time" theory.

I hate it when polls try to fluff up their choices by forcing me to adopt some sort of weird personality to answer. like instead of "yes" and "no" the choices are "obviously I would!! everyone who disagrees is a moron" and "I'd rather shoot myself in my pinkie toe than do that" like.......... I want to answer but I'd never say that.....that's not me......! !

Poll 1, Round 4.

Tulip is @silvers-starrway 's

Sprout is @snowpearart 's

I love my husbeast so fucking much

think about sibling-centered tragedies too hard and I turn into a mangy dog with rabies

Shadow save me I have to work from 8 am to 9pm today

comic inspiration:

A migrating phoenix has stopped for a decadent sippy of water from a stagnant puddle in a Walmart parking lot and has ignited the years of accumulated fuel leaks into the surrounding pavement. It's so happy.