Alien Pulling Your Sleeve To Get Your Attention: And Who Is This Cunt You All Serve

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i can't have beef with the power of friendship trope because if someone wanted to hang out with me i'd probably reconsider my stance on turning the city into the 10th circle of hell

getting older and looking at ur own ocs like okay i know i said you were like 16-19 when i made you at 13 but no fucking way. youre 25 now

me being so normal when there’s only vague plans to hang out for the day and nobody is texting back with specific times or what we’re doing

but sir that’s my emotional support mutual who’s way cooler than me that i can’t believe actually follows me 

to everyone wanting to do barbenheimer double features i want to say please don’t think you can watch oppenheimer casually especially if you spent years of your life studying world war two and the cold war from the perspective of every country involved and completely forgot about it i just wrote a 900 word essay on oppenheimer. i have work later.

losing my MIND