ACTIVE COYOTE ALERT

perhaps it's because you're adorable. it's only the truth :3

Such a cutie~

Hh3hhjhejekeskekekejjjejmmjen MEOWWWWW

>////< why are people sending me flustering asks awawawawa

I saw you, you were cute, my neurons activated, I pressed the follow button.

I’ve been gaining a weirdly large amount of followers. What brining you all to me? My neurodivergence? The fact that I’m a useless lesbian who can’t get a gf for the world? Please do tell me why you follow me, I wanna be as weird and annoying as possible to all of you

if we're friends ive probably thought about marrying you at least once. probably a few times realistically

you can’t jokingly post about kinky shit on tumblr because you say smth like “haha wouldn’t it be hot if you…tried to launch internet explorer…but it wouldn’t load :D”

and then you’ll get one thousand robot girls in the notes going “mmngngnnghhhngn”

girl who starts establishing an increasingly large transbian polycule because at this point it’s really the only way she knows how to form new friendships as an adult.

the sad reality. I want to drag all my mutuals to my favorite aquariums but they live a distance of one william miles away

the tragedy of tumblr is you will inevitably meet people who you should be having a sleepover with. you should be rolling around on their floor and rummaging through their fridge and watching shitty movies with. you should be shopping with should be going out to a cafe with should be wandering through the aquarium with. people who you should be experiencing quotidian joys with... and you cannot! because they live one million miles away

where d'ya get friends like this. asking for purely academic curiosity

I think I’ve seen the boobs of most of my friends… is this normal? I’m not complaining, just took me a bit to realize lol.

me when i spread the alien stage brainrot to yet another one of my unsuspecting friends

Your friends watching something for the first time and getting to that scene VS you, the knower.

the cycle

i wake up "reblog this post NOW STOP SCROLLING REBLOG THIS OR YOU'RE A HEARTLESS MONSTER YOU COULD LITERALLY SAVE LIVES IM DISSAPOINTED IN YOU IF YOU DONT IMMEDIATELY REBLOG THIS TO EVERYONE YOU HAVE EVER KNOWN" thanks tumblr, i was looking for something to hate myself for today.

Am I weird for having my blog basically be my home feed? Like almost everything I get on that section I go “yea I’ll reblog that”

Does anyone care my blog is my random scatter brained nonsense?