Meanwhile, In Florida

Honestly the plot of age of calamity out of context sounds like a fan fiction that went off the rails but was so well written people accepted it as canon.

Nintendo writers what did you smoke

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Farewell online privacy

When sick

Normal person: (takes cold medicine to stop flow of snot)

Me: (downs chili powder like a shot)

Age of Calamity, in which Zelda FINALLY gets an emotional support egg.

(Doubt)

what if the Egg Guardian doesn't actually die/get corrupted but ends up being our Companion character in the Sequel? like it's just there to setup for BotW 2 via vague hints & build up for new mysteries & like gets trapped under ground at the end of the game?

‘sup anon just wanna let you know that I’m always right and am incapable of being wrong ever 

I know it’s a guardian and all, but I saw this and my mind went “AMGRY CRAB”

Holymoly what is that !?

I legit just got back from visiting family, and for a week changed my sleep schedule just so I could stay up the entire 14 hour car ride. I only got out of my seat twice.

any adhd kids out there that loved long (3+ hour) car rides because it gave you an acceptable excuse to stare blankly out at an ever-changing background and listen to music on loop / daydream extensively please raise your hands. i wanna check something

Lumine, to Childe: You make a pinky promise, you keep it all your life. You break a pinky promise, I snap your neck.

Childe:

Lumine: I figured you wouldn’t care enough if I threw you on ice.

I really had to open my fucking mouth didn’t I.

There are two types of people regarding the Age of Calamity egg:

Type 1: OMG BABY EGG I’d kill for him look at it, so cute aaa—

Type 2: I HATE IT IT’LL TURN EVIL I KNOW IT I CAN SEE IT IN IT’S EYE, GET IT AWAY FROM ME AAA—

Dialogue Prompt

“So... how long have you two been married?”

“Married?! We’re enemies!”