The appendix is the magical organ, it’s what allows non human beings to general magical energy. Unfortunately you didn’t know this, so now your sister is screaming at you about ruining her life for getting her emergancy surgery while she was unconscious from a ruptured appendix.
(It’s about time I made one of these honestly. These are ordered from oldest to most recent so apologies for the changing styles, I was trying to find what format best worked for me. It’s a process so I’d appreciate any tips and tricks~ Enjoy anyways!~)
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Me: *sees this*
Me: Guess who just found their new iPad background-
some happy boyfriends for these trying times!
“I never thought the rito champion would be so...”
Arrogant, stuck up, prissy, short, self absorbed, tsundere, young, over dramatic, dismissive, argumentative, flashy, sarcastic, assholish, rude, sassy, dry- If there’s a word to discribe all of this, it’s Revali.
Hoesntly same energy as all the people who’ve just been collecting snoms.
can we talk about the guy who went to Alola and brought back 150 digletts.
That was a twist
🎵 ”Ain’t too proud to beg, sweet darling! Please don’t leave me girl!” 🎵
Now all that’s left to do is to fake scarlet lady’s death.
So hawkmoth actually manages to get an akuma to snag scarlet Lady’s miraculous. Revealing her identity to Chat noir.
Chat noir blinks.
“Yea, that’s about who I expected.”
He goes off and manages to snag the earrings back.
Chloe sees that chat got them and is ready to take them back.
But chat doesn’t hand them over.
“Umm chat, hand over my earrings.”
Chat noir realized something. This was his chance.
“No.”
“What do you mean no? I’m scarlet lady, I’m a hero!”
The black cat hero laughs. It was soaked in a sarcastic mocking tone. He stops laughing, looking her dead in her eyes.
“No, a hero doesn’t force all the work on others! A hero doesn’t steal the credit for deeds they don’t do! A hero doesn’t shift the blame on others! A hero doesn’t make People sad and hurt resulting in akumas!”
Chat noir was just warming up.
“You don’t deserve to be a hero! You getting the miraculous was a mistake. One, which I’m gonna correct now.”
“What’s going on?”
A bee themed hero arrived on the scene. Seeing a stunned Chloe with a very enraged chat noir.
Chat noir takes a deep breathe.
“Marigold, Chloe was scarlet lady.”
Marigold takes a second.
“That makes sense.”
“Why is that everyone’s reaction?!”
Marigold then realizes the connotations of the situation, where are her earrings.
“Chat, where are her miraculous?”
“I have them, they got snatched by an akuma. But I got them back.”
“Okay, and you didn’t give… them… Ooooh.”
Marigold realized exactly why Chat had the earrings.
Chloe was getting impatient.
“Okay, you had your little tantrum. I’m sorry you feel that way. Now can I have my earrings back.”
Chat noir looks to marigold.
“All those in favor of Chloe getting the miraculous back. Raise your hand.”
Chloe raises her hand up. She looked at both of them and she had a sinking feeling of what was gonna happen next.
“All those in favor of returning them to master Fu so a better hero is using them.”
Marigold and Chat noir’s hands go up.
“Wait a minute!!!” Chloe shouted.
“Sorry Chloe, majority rules.”
Chat noir and marigold left with the ladybug miraculous. Leaving her to dwell on why they would do this to her.
Loki discribed in one sentence
“You’re going to die for real one of these days and no one is going to believe it because you’ve already faked your death four times.”
In a world full of superheroes and supervillians, you have the ability to see into the future. It’s very limited however because you can only see 24 hours into the future, thus you never really bothered telling anyone and only used it for party tricks. Now however, it is a sunny Saturday morning, and you have just received a doomsday vision.
Sick today, so here's oworange.
As a mobile user, I HATE you for putting 10+ gifs in one post.
My feed has been loading for 10 minutes this is not funny.
Scorbunny evolves into Raboot, as the recent teases have suggested.
Current hyperfixation: Breath of the Wild and Minecraft
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