There's A Special Cruelty Involved When You Include The "um's" In The Subtitles.

"Yeah, I ... I forgot my mantra."

The proverbial Goldblum.

(See also: The proverbial Walken.)

"When Groucho was asked for an explanation of the title, he quipped, 'Take two turkeys, one goose, four cabbages, but no duck, and mix them together. After one taste, you'll duck soup for the rest of your life.'"

Duck Soup (1933)

I hear Patrick Warburton as Lucifer. In the comic, I mean. "Beelzebub, you juicy idiot!" It's like Puddy greeting George.

And it should be someone like Chris Latta doing Cobra Commander as Beelzebub.

*puts a ‘grape job’ sticker on your big butt*

TUMBLR FRIENDS: Those last two pages might look icky cus I had to stitch them together for this update due to the 10 page limit. Just view the image by itself in a new tab and you will see it in its good glory. Or go to the main site and read it! whichever, the power is yours.

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I said two more updates, but to hell with it, this is the rest of the GQ part 5 right now! ALL OF IT! That was the end of that part. Next time we visit GQ we will finish this story. UNTIL THEN, I’m going to take a break! Just for next week. Kool Off a bit, then come back with some jokes and one-offs the next week after that on the 28th. Just askin for a week! And don’t forget the good shit over at the store. Thank you!!

Now I love this game more than ever.

Ice Hockey - Famicom Disk System (1988, Nintendo)

After escaping the Village, Number Six left the spy game behind and opened a mobile tea room and cabaret to mixed reactions on the A20 motorway.

I like where this is headed.

Fante Bukowski page 59

Mister Lobo doesn’t care if Godzilla is good or bad—you always love your family, even when they don’t meet your expectations or get on your nerves. Same goes for Star Wars.

(via cinemainsomnia)

As God is my witness, I will never tire of seeing Special Agent Dale Cooper being briefly inconvenienced by a llama.

Special Agent Dale Cooper meets a llama, and they stare into each others’ souls. (Twin Peaks, season 1, “The One-Armed Man”)

Not that home ownership is all that alluring these days anyway. The dark secret of real estate is that every house is the Amityville Horror. Or even worse, it's the Money Pit and you're married to Shelley Long.

(B. Kliban)

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