Modern Hobbit AU Where Their Quest Takes Them To The Lovely Double Wide Of Gandalf’s Friend’s Friend’s

Ok guys, Kyman au. Cartman runs away bc life in South Park was so overwhelming and Kyle is devastated and pissed, swearing to find him and beat his ass bc yk kyman and basically Cartman becomes a famous movie star and he's looking for a manager, so what does Kyle do? Sign up to be his manager and Cartman is all 😲 and Kyle is all 👿. But you know happily ever after :)

Could you please stop presuming that everyone has same opinions as yours?

Like, what is wrong with you?

Why the fuck do you think people can't have different opinions than yours?

Who the fuck do you think you are?

OMG my first ask hi!!!

I apologize for the misunderstanding, I wasn't saying that everyone has the same opinions as me, I totally believe that everyone has different opinions and should express them!!!!

I was just saying that based on what I've seen, I was restating. People have different preferences and I support them all the way. If you don't agree with anything that I've said, I understand and respect it. I suppose I stated it the wrong way. That was completely my fault.

Again, I'm sorry for coming across the wrong way. That was not my intention at all.

This is so deep 😭😭

Charlie has to be the safest person ever. Not only is she the second most powerful being in Hell, but her Protection Squad™️ consists of her ex-exorcist angel girlfriend, a spider demon from a crime boss family, a former overlord gambler, a cyclops maid that will stab anybody if you simply tell her to, a snake war general with hypnotic powers, the motherfucking cannibalistic radio demon who has killed hundreds if not thousands of people just cause he can, and her father who is literally the FUCKING DEVIL

YAAAAYY!!!!!!!!!!! SILLY LITTLE GUY ALERT!!!!!!!!!!!

i need more alastor ears movement i am going insane

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I NEED UNCLE FIZZ FANART RN

You're in luck cus Fizzy saw her TV performance and that she was upset about how people didn't like it, and he immediately went into uncle-hype-mode and they're gonna have a duet now

Can you put him in the show Suits please

Nuzi and Oilrose being neighbors would equal a lot of screaming between Uzi and J

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This could SAVE SOMEONE'S LIFE.

YOU HAVE NO EXCUSE NOT TO REBLOG THIS.

I DON'T GIVE A FUCK IF IT DOESN'T GO WITH YOUR BLOG'S THEME.

And yes, REBLOG. Liking does no shit at all. This isn't ig.

You reblog, people see it. You don't, people don't see it. This shit's that simple.

This could save someone's life. It's not a joke.