You come into my evil lair, kill my henchmen and interrupt my giant evil organ playing session???
I wanna write a 2 paragraph poem Abt this
kindof beautiful the way the light is refracting off my pop tart
This is a dumb take do you know how vast history is as a subject? You could spend your life studying it and still not get every joke
My high school history teacher’s wisest advice was that you have to pay attention in history class so that you will understand jokes. And I think of him with righteous fury every time I see people on tumblr thoughtfully trying to explain a joke that requires the audience to have paid attention in history class. Don’t indulge them! Gatekeep the good jokes!
COUNTER CHOMP
Anyone have any good book recommendations I'm really hungry rn
I bet if some of you had a flaming sword you wouldn't even use it for something cool you'd probably just like light a cigarette with it or something
What a steal!