"my Pronouns Are [163][166]/[74][434]" - Stardew Valley Speed Runner

Let 3 of you convince me to kill the king of Scotland

Hey girl are you a witch because I’d *check notes* b-burn you alive? Hang you? Crush you with stones? Oh god none of this is good pickup line material is it

So this is either laughter or banannaanannanaannana

You look like you'd be easily manipulated into breaking the great chain of being

I don't own a car how have I been in a car crash?

I love scam calls that are easily verifiably false. “Your mortgage is about to default.” Cool 👍 I don’t have one of those

SLAY a vampire.......

BUILD your empire.....

engage in COMBAT with others.....

learn DARK SECRETS.......

all at the GOCEY STORE

4chan was like hacked or something, are they going to make 5 chan?

And why does my swords parents marital status matter?

yuri between a cicada girl and her molted husk girl

They're there for moral support

Baby chameleons help eliminate fruit flies

(via)

The goats must go to the goat dungeon for their horrific goat crimes