Louis Pasteur Wasn't Crucified For This

I swear I won't see the Eldritch horrors, not anymore

can someone hire me as a lighthouse keeper. my grip on reality is soooo stable and i will behave so normally under conditions of extreme isolation. and i promise i wont try to fuck the light

I have so many rotten tomatoes on hand rn

I know I'm strong, and I know I can handle anything that's thrown at me, but FUCK dude. why are people throwing things at me

Macbeth moment

Just beat the Ender Dragon on Bedrock Edition (for the achievement, I normally play Java), and now my overworld's skybox is utterly cursed.

Legitimately a cool glitch. I kinda wish it was a feature.

You have killed the most powerful naturally occuring entity in this universe. The sky is perpetually darkened.

Something is terribly wrong.

Baba is me, me is girl

I think "identify" is a word with too much nuance for conservatives.

I AM a girl. I AM an enby. I AM pansexual. I AM a system. I AM demisexual. I AM polyamorous.

I don't "align" with these things. I dont "associate closely" with these labels - I am them. They are me. Think of it as a big equal sign in a sentence:

Me = Girl, Girl = Me

Who I am is not up for debate, ever.

Do t you fucking dare press that sort inventory button

You’re neat. I like you.

puts you in inventory

YoU dO PsYchIc dAMaGe By rEpEatInG evErYtHinG yOUr FoE sAyS in An aNNoYingLy stUpId VoIcE

New DnD Spell

Perpetual Vicious Mockery

You do psychic damage by just repeating everything your foe says in an annoyingly stupid voice

What does this mean Duolingo

Only a real bitch would eat mini marshmallows

I'm a freak I'm a freak I'm a freak I'm a freak

creature

Omg it's called solitaire because solitary