All These Piracy Guides And I Still Have No Idea How To Sail

All these piracy guides and I still have no idea how to sail

Screaming crying because I hate every piracy guide I come across on here.

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2 months ago

Bad bitches know about the carbon cycle

1 month ago
👑 Knight Kobold👑Or Is She A Princess?

👑 Knight Kobold👑Or is she a Princess?

Sold :3

7 months ago

It got real quite at the wizard party last night after I cast Ralph's slimy goblin


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1 month ago
A 3-panel comic made by mashing PNG's together in the style of Instagram user absolutenutcase162.
Panel 1: A group of evil ice wizards from various media, with a realistic picture of Ice King from Adventure Time at the front. The background is a frozen cave with a big ornate door made of ice in the middle. Ice King says, "Okay, okay, final offer. If you give up your soul and learn the forbidden ice magics, you get unlimited power, eternal life, an army at your command, AND we'll throw in THIS."
Panel 2: A close-up of the big door from the first panel, now open. Squidward from SpongeBob is in the foreground looking shocked, and says in an all-caps impact font caption, "A luxurious modern studio space with included amenities at an affordable rate?" Behind the giant ice door, somehow, is an apartment like the one described. It was pulled straight from Google Images and looks completely out of place with the surrounding ice cave.
Panel 3: A city buried in snow. Squidward is now wearing a robe and surrounded by an army of evil snowmen. They're all the same PNG. Spongebob, frozen and half-buried in the snow behind him, says "Squidward, please. This isn't your heart." Squidward yells back "Yes the fuck it is."

last week i woke up from one of the most fucked up nightmares ive ever had with that middle panel burned into my brain. like the exact wording and the exact apartment and the exact squidward. i feel like if i didnt make it real something bad wouldve happened. anyway todays upload is spunchbob comic oc

11 months ago

Love when the Eldritch horror is like a little silly

1 month ago

Hey girl what kinda secrets you hearing with those ears

3 months ago
Glados Looks Weird . Ignore That.

glados looks weird . ignore that.

4 months ago

@defemstrish

the humble olm

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1 month ago

Being in there would fix me

automatic bread slicer

5 months ago

Mhmm the sentient dog, that is to say my dog with the intelligence level of a dog

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