I'm 40% Penis

G L, W I H I T!?

A B?

U... A B!? A t t o y, a t t o d, i t p o t c, l e w y k!?

Y.

No-no *puts down crowbar*

Bro did youreally just breach the sanctity of my domain

Ah the 1d57g¢6

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Ignore any adage that uses an example, got it

honestly I hate “can you pet the dog?!?” not for any of the common reasons but because it was initially interesting as a proposition of “can you interact with the world in a way that is not within the primary mechanical loop” and that very quickly fell away to being “well now any indie developer making a game has to have a pet the dog button or they’re going to get letters”

Let me be frank for a minute

For April fools today I am gonna be named kyle, ama

Casting identify voids your warranty

A magic store where an incredibly powerful being sells untested magic items for shits and giggles. The players get extreme discounts, but they also don't know exactly what the magic items will do, only getting descriptions of appearance and the shopkeeper's notes on what they made the item from. Some items are explained more than others. Some are obvious in function, some are a puzzle to even activate.

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You wont catch me making a DND character that's a normal well adjusted person, wild magic sorcerer, goblins and derro will be all I play!

Being in there would fix me

automatic bread slicer

TMI buddy TMI

The cake batter will run with the water of my enemies