Definitely-not-a-clown - My Dog Keeps Eating Socks

Belos: I’m just a widdle guy 🥺!! Just a poor sad human who did nothing wrong!! 🥺🥺? I’m friendly and entirely non threatening! You wouldn’t hurt a innocent human would you??! 🥺🥺🥺!!

Raine, Eda, and King:

I once had a neighbor who was thoroughly convinced their indoor/outdoor cat never strayed further than a couple houses around. As proof, she put a GPS tracker and little camera on her cat. 24 hours later she had the proof she didn't want. Her cat went as far as a mile away, into the nearby woods where their were coyotes and other predators that would a snack of her cat. Her cat crossed the interstate several times, went to a construction site, and various other places that had me surprised her cat was still alive.

The following week was full of them building a catio and enriching their home. The cat became an indoor cat and chilled out very happily in the catio. They spent the summer harness and leash training their cat as well.

Oh, and the cat killed over a dozen birds and didn't eat any of them in the single day my owner tracked them with the camera and GPS. They had been going out daily for over a year. Imagine a cat killing 12 birds a day, everyday, for just a year. That devastates the local bird population and leads to the extinction of entire species.

Enrich your home, install a catio, get a few cat trees/towers, play with your cat, and they'll live long healthy lives. No worries about some random person killing them with poison or shooting them, no worries about them getting hit by a car, no worries about destroying the local ecosystem. My cats are 17 and 15 years old, 100% indoors their entire lives, and they're happy.

Oh and since avian flu aka bird flu is spreading, please remember that it kills animals that eat the contaminated meat. That means if a cat kills an infected bird and eats it, they will get sick and die.

i didn’t even know what the context for the poll was. I just saw Vriska and Eda and my hand just moved automatically to vote

me being mutuals with someone but not talking to them is the same as a cat existing in the same room as a person and considers it socializing. me liking and reblogging posts is like the cat purring

Throwback to when I took painkillers and woke up with Photoshop open on my computer to this image I had made

The more intelligent you are the more serious it sounds when someone says you "had an accident"

dog = pissed on the floor

toddler = spilled some milk

professor = permanently disfigured by vapors

Reblog and put in the tags the last song you listened to, last film you watched, and the last book you read

terfs r like “we need to protect the precious afabs!!! but also we should subject adolescent girls to genital inspections to make sure they’re not secretly boys! protect girls sports <3”

they’re going crazy

[id: It is four digital drawing pages of the turtles from rottmnt. The first one is of Leo and Donnie dressed up as Lavagirl and Sharkboy respectively; Leo is wearing a bright pink wig and they are both smiling smugly with their hands on their hips; next to that there is a drawing of Raph as Mr Electric. The second one is of Leo and Donnie, back to back with their arms crossed, dressed as Jessie and James from Pokemon; there is text next to them that reads “PREPARE FOR TROUBLE! AND MAKE IT DOUBLE!”. The third drawing is of Leo and Donnie dressed as Jessie and James again, screaming and shooting their arms out, while Mikey is between them dressed as Meowth, holding his hands up as if they were paws. The last drawing is of Leo and Donnie dressed as Sans and Papyrus from Undertale respectively. Donnie is gesturing with one hand with the other one on his hip as he lets out a laugh; Leo is grinning and winking with his hands on his pockets./ end id ]