Me: *Watches Unus Annus Clips*

Homecoming was last night

Half the time I was following someone around like a lost puppy and the other half I was standing to the side like:

🕴👁-👁👋

Forgot the word 'coloring' and said 'crayon scrubbing'

Just curious if it was all teens or if Billy Bob down the street was takin care of his three kids while writin some quality destiel in his free time

Are there any manly men on ao3?

i dont think anything compares to the joy of getting asks on tumblr or getting comments on ao3

its like, wow. human communication thru the internet. except it feels personal. but yknow, in a nice way, not in an invasive way

its like, you CLICKED on MY account and read thru MY posts and cared enough to leave me a personal message. smth so cute abt that

Mans was carving a cult symbol into his chest and all I could think was "the markitities"

still not dead just mostly inactive

Seeing as a month's passed by I think I'll share a couple details that came to light.

I'm assuming the whole 'it's against my religion' ordeal was because whoever asked dr. Umbrige worded it in such a way that she thought they ment personally. Like "why don't you celabrate Halloween?" Versus "why can't we wear costumes"

The real reason was so there were no distractions and that it was unprofessional. Like, I get it if you don't want a hoard of blow up dinos runnin around but you could have specified on the morning anouncement that we're required to hear in homeroom 'no blow ups and no face paint'

I've prolly said this before but I feel like seventy-six suspended students is a lot bigger of a distraction than letting students where costumes one day out of the school year. But for weeks this was all that was talked about.

And finally. She threw Mays' wig in the trash. She's literally not allowed to do that.

Oh. My god.

Have I got a story for yall.

So my schools principlal(ill call her doctor umbridge cuz she makes us call her dr. Principal) didn't let us have off on Halloween and to top it off, we couldn't wear costumes. First she said cuz it was unprofentional then cuz it had smt to do w/ religion[smh] and as you could guess, all the students w/out strict parents and could afford getting dresscoded came in costumes or face paint. Over. half. the school.

There were five girls in jugglo makeup, two of em were my friends. All but E had to take theirs off and last I saw her was 5th period, so ill learn tommarrow if she survived.

All the welders wore the same thing [green buttonups] and walked around w/ their masks on like storm troopers.

There was a Repunsel.

A Reeses cup.

S was a banana.

J was a leprochaun[cuz he's ginger].

There was a genshin impact character.

Chuckie.

Boo from monsters inc.

People that just had facepaint.

So many people got dresscoded.

Several were in ISS.

Cool teachers made student take off their costumes until they left class.

One dude got suspended for not taking his off.

Me, Twelve, E, and some other dude were the last ones.

And mine is literally regular clothes so no one could catch me.

I think I won.

[I know it's petty but highschools not long enough to care]

Yknow, I always liked to joke about how I was always that one kid with a perfect home life and moderatly strict parents [which is actually good] that are also cool parents and they love eachother- and this is ironic because they're getting divorced now :]

*Sighs* Welp, lock the doors mom. I'm on the hitlist.

Do the dance of Italy

IT'S THE DANCE OF ITALY

✨WHOA-OA-OA✨