People That Watched UA: I Am In So Much Pain, It Was So Hard Watching Time Tick By!

Was forced to read a book, did not expect to be called out

Mark’s brain is a basic bitch

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And that's how ⟟ met your mom

answered a scam call today and had the most bizarre conversation

YALL NEED TO QUIT IT WITH THE UA ANGST

Oh. My god.

Have I got a story for yall.

So my schools principlal(ill call her doctor umbridge cuz she makes us call her dr. Principal) didn't let us have off on Halloween and to top it off, we couldn't wear costumes. First she said cuz it was unprofentional then cuz it had smt to do w/ religion[smh] and as you could guess, all the students w/out strict parents and could afford getting dresscoded came in costumes or face paint. Over. half. the school.

There were five girls in jugglo makeup, two of em were my friends. All but E had to take theirs off and last I saw her was 5th period, so ill learn tommarrow if she survived.

All the welders wore the same thing [green buttonups] and walked around w/ their masks on like storm troopers.

There was a Repunsel.

A Reeses cup.

S was a banana.

J was a leprochaun[cuz he's ginger].

There was a genshin impact character.

Chuckie.

Boo from monsters inc.

People that just had facepaint.

So many people got dresscoded.

Several were in ISS.

Cool teachers made student take off their costumes until they left class.

One dude got suspended for not taking his off.

Me, Twelve, E, and some other dude were the last ones.

And mine is literally regular clothes so no one could catch me.

I think I won.

[I know it's petty but highschools not long enough to care]

how the fuck did “i have a nerf gun under my mattress” turn into “i have a gun in my backpack”???

I got no fuckin clue- me and Aiden were obviously messin around too cuz they then reported that he said something about a gun as well and he's EIGHT YEARS OLD

So appearently the word 'gun' is tabooed

Still not sure what to do with my appeal to ponynatural but I was scrolling through the posts and yall I wanna draw SO BAD

Fuckin stupid web series got me cryin in the club

Your sixth most recent emoji is how your guardian angel feels about you

My squrrily madd brain is unsure what to do with my appeal to ponynatural