It’s About Present Distribution. If You Get Presents In June, July, August Or September And Then Chirstmas

How dare you be this fucking talented bitch. This is amazing.

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He’s thawing…

I think once Phoenix has trucy in his life he would probably make it a priority to learn to cook in order to take care of her. Definitely think that for some reason Edgeworth can bake well, but Pheonix cannot bake nothin for shit.

I think Phoenix in the beginning probably OVER seasoned his food. Either it was burned or too salty, spicy, etc for trucy to want to eat it. But he would’ve kept trying to do better because he’s got a kid now, yknow?

Maya and pearl may have stepped in at some point after checking in on Phoenix and finding that he is a bisexual disaster both in and outside of his kitchen.

Out of the two of them, I think Phoenix is probably the better cook (eventually) seeing as he as more of a creative and open streak than edgeworth does, which is kinda important for cooking in general. Like Phoenix (once he gets a hang of cooking in general) is more resourceful when it comes to meal planning and finding ways to be frugal through making leftovers into multiple kinds of dishes so nobody gets bored of the food before it’s finished off. I think edgeworth can bake because it’s something his whole family did with him when he was a wee lad. Like they say him up on the kitchen counter and taught him how to crack an egg and measure flour and how to mix everything together correctly.

But when they first meet in court? Fuck no they can’t cook for shit lmao.

Okay. So cooking and feeding yourself and others just means alot to me (even tho i burn alot of stuff teehee) but i just read alot of different hc for these two and cooking and wanna do a poll cuz i got brain worm. Anyways my specific HC under the cut

Okay so i honestly think neither knew how to cook dureing the events of the first game. Phoenix, i think could cook a bit but it would be very bland cuz he doesn't know how spices work and i also think he burnt stuff alot. He didnt seem like he had the time to learn to cook between lawschool and wanting to save edgeworth. He's always been better at takeing care of others than takeing care of himself so i dont think he was a particularly good cook dureing the events of the first and especially second game. This bitch has never looked at a recipe.

Edgeworth on the other hand probably hasent ever needed to cook like ever. Gregory might have had miles help in the kitchen but after miles moved into the von karma household he never really used a kitchen outside of a kettle maybe. He doesn't know how ovens work. When in Europe after the first game is when he startss to learn some cooking. I think its part of his learning to care for himself. Treat yourself kindly and make yourself a nice meal is the idea. I think at first its disastrous. He may have had to put out some fires. I think he improves in cooking when he starts to improve himself, sort of like a reflection of his progress. By the time he returns in the secound game hes able to cook better than phoenix but only if following a recipe.

Phoenix doesnt see major improvement untill his disbarment. The first few years dont see much improvement but in tye last few years he spends time in europe with edgeworth and something they do together is cook. They choose a recipe and follow it, and phoenix starts useing those recipes when they return home.

By the time phoenix gets his badge back i think they are both pretty capable cooks and have a decent understanding of how to use spices and not set fires. I think in the end edgeworth is the better cook overall but phoenix isnt too far behind, he just has more kitchen accidents bit he also cooks more than edgeworth since he likes to feed people.

Anyways i have more thoughts bit o need to sleep and also i cant find the words cuz it makes me too happy

Okay and how is he planning on policing what is essentially nicknames???? Bitch I just won’t respond. You can’t make me. Call me by my preferred name or it’s not mine.

People be mad over the most inconsequential shit. Go fix the global warming crisis or the homelessness you useless wet paper towel of a human.

Oh wait, sorry, I apologize. That’s insulting to weak wet paper towels. At least those can be recycled.

Felt. Seen. Heard. Not to mention how guilt for commuting minor misdeeds and getting reprimanded feels like someone sticking hot iron in your central nervous system.

Like I know it’s not that big of a deal in the grand scheme of things, but before I spent almost a decade in therapy, shame and guilt and embarrassment were so visceral that the feeling was unbearable, beyond the point of a physical cringe, but to the degree that I felt the need to flee, to run and hide. Remove myself from whatever is causing the sensation post-haste.

They still are sometimes. Not often, but occasionally they still are.

Do you know how hard it is to “be yourself” when the very concept of potentially even feeling embarrassed reminds you of being splashed with boiling water? When I want to dance or sing, or feel or do something in front of people out of goofiness or joy, but the fear of feeling embarrassed at all stops you? The fear of a misstep? The fear of other people’s thoughts? The ones you can’t hear, but god, you know they’re there?

It’s awful.

Sometimes I wonder if I’ve ever been unapologetically myself outside of my room, if anyone has ever even truly seen me and my mind work like a clock made of glass, or if I present myself to the world as a shard of a shell, not even a sliver of who I am for fear of my own embarrassment.

see realistically i'm aware that people often block others for minor things that have no moral standing. this is a healthy and normal thing to do to curate your online experience. i do this myself. however, when i've been blocked by someone it's clearly because i've committed some deep immoral sin that they've uncovered and it's only a matter of time before it comes out and everyone turns against me for my horrible actions. obviously.

Ye

The person I reblogged this from deserves to be happy

I tried to scroll past this. I really did

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Unfortunately I’m an underpaid and overworked college student in her final stretch of the semester, and I don’t have a lot I can give myself despite how much I do work. But I can spread this around for you as much as possible.

It’s not fair that you’ve been going through this-or for any of the people who message me about this, and it does break my heart to pieces to know at the back of my brain that it’s happening while I don’t have to struggle in the same ways you are now. But I also don’t have the physical energy or financial capacity in me to answer and aid every person who comes desperately pleading my help, especially right now, when I’m not even certain if my life will be the same or worse in two months time, and if I will have to be scurrying myself back into the closet and hiding myself like I did when I was a young preteen years ago now.

But I will post this, and I hope it can be of some use to you that way, in a way I can’t be right now with my own future hanging in the balance.

Well shit. Can’t be cursed.

Broseph, my sibling in Christ. As someone who identifies as being demisexual and panromantic, meaning I could fall in love with anyone at all…

I’ve seen so many people who are just objectively attractive (in the aesthetic sense) regardless of gender identity. Pretty people have no gender, I believe they are simply in a league of their own.

I’ve seen women with glasses, pixie cuts, and strong noses who make me question if I’m demi because they look like little cherubs.

I’ve seen men with long hair and fem or masc features who make me think I’m in a dnd campaign, and I’ve seen men with short hair and soft features that make me go “babey” and activate my maternal instinct that I’ve never had the words to express other than I’m ✨on the ace spec✨

I’ve seen people whose gender I couldn’t quite discern because the andro vibes are vibing and I’ve gone “ooo pretty”.

I’ve seen trans men who look like they could’ve been the main character of a romance film.

I’ve seen trans women who make me think I’m unworthy of womanhood they’re so beautiful (in the most objective of ways, like fields of flowers)

I’ve met straight women with soft faces and eyes of gems who make me question why someone hasn’t put a ring on that already.

I’ve met straight men with soft round faces and glasses who make me wonder how anyone functions around them. Babey.

ATTRACTIVE PEOPLE ARE JUST ATTRACTIVE. It has nothing to do with sexuality, “transness”, gender identity, or otherwise.

How does anyone not understand that? Have they never looked at Micheal Angelo’s “David” and thought. “Damn. That’s a beautiful piece of art”? It’s the same damn thing. Jfc

Trying to prove a point to my transphobic parents

Reblog if trans men are REAL, VALID AND HANDSOME MEN, NO MATTER HOW THEY CHOOSE TO PASS

Reblog if trans women are REAL, VALID, AND BEAUTIFUL WOMEN, NO MATTER HOW THEY CHOOSE TO PASS

And finally, because it's a part of my argument for this point, and also because they are,

Reblog if nonbinary and genderqueer people in general, are REAL, VALID, AND GORGEOUS PEOPLE, NO MATTER HOW THEY PASS

Absolutely.

Your marriage premium package? Revoked. Sorry sir. The cunt counter is closed for the next four years. Should’ve voted for Harris.

Here’s an idea: Instead of just not having sex with them, you could just divorce or breakup with them and realize you are worthy of being in a relationship with someone who not only values your life, but also who has enough brain matter to prepare for the future, and not just vote on party lines like a stupid bastard.