Is It Really?

Yayyyyh

OUT OF TOUCH THURSDAY

Yeah, I mean, I can smell when I or another person is sick.

I think it was about a month into dating my betrothed that I first turned to them and said, “You smell hungry, want to get some lunch?”

“I what? I smell hungry?”

“Yeah, like, the empty smell. Aren’t you hungry?”

They were, but it was hard for them to accept smelling a state of being. After a few weeks of me pointing it out right before they realized it themself though they asked, “What does hunger smell like?”

“Bad.”

“That’s not helpful.”

“It’s like… an emptiness that goes past the mouth? Bad breath is more upfront but hunger is like you’re smelling stomach acid, it’s all the way from an empty belly.”

They started smelling my mouth in exaggerated silly fashion but eventually they did start to recognize it.

They’re now very smug when they get to use the skill back at me and inform me that I’m hungry.

Hahaha eel....

Death upon thee for thou'st did not provide a satisfactory answer. I shall rip your mind asunder. <3

How could you follow me? Do you know what this means? I'm gonna think now.

Idk but you exsist and i found you.

This literally gave me new material (and a lot of stuff I've already said that I now remember) to say to my fellow fags.

in absolute tears about the pride module at my work

I really like this guy's voice, also it's very accurate.

(Sound on.) We’re all doomed.

Eel

29,12,2024

allan's tone

black hole spotted 🫵

For eel.

If Donald Trump wins I'm dying

Wow this is amazing