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it broke my heart to read this post is by journalist yousef (ph_youseeff). he’s a cancer patient and he has been trying to evacuate for a very long time now to continue his treatment. his health condition has been deteriorating in light of the lack of hospitals health care.

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me making all of my friends look at my new favourite character

GENSHIN BOYS AS YOUR HOT ROOMMATE

note. more of “sal nobody asked for this” but i’m still going to give you this because it’s just who i am >:) cw suggestive !!! please reblog if you enjoyed it is very much appreciated! dark content consumers/blogs do not interact! and read part 2 here !

kaeya: the kind of roommate that doesn’t know personal space, kaeya will purposely walk into your shared bathroom while you’re on the toilet or drying off from the shower just so he can ask you if you can buy some milk on your way back from work. you’ll obviously be frightened and by all means if you express verbal discomfort he’ll stop, but if you don’t you’ll just have to get used to accidentally seeing him naked as well as him casually walking in on you naked. sir please u can have me.

zhongli: he would like a clean and compassionate roommate, zhongli is not fond of anyone who’s messy or unwilling to compromise on certain things. for example: he washes the dishes and always makes sure the bathroom is clean when he leaves. and you cook the food and never leave any of your shoes lying around. it’s a perfect balance, so perfect that as the months go by you fall into a marriage like routine with him ;) .

diluc: does he even need a roommate? no. did he offer you this just because he felt bad that you didn’t have a place to stay? yes. it’s no surprise that the diluc would have no need for a roommate (dollar dollar bills yo) but you’re his friend and he can’t bare to see you stressed out about housing accommodations, so as all good friends do, he let you room with him in his gorgeous apartment. everything runs smoothly with you two, considering you’ve been over at his place often it’s very easy to settle in. except for the first night, your new bed hasn’t arrived yet and diluc was kind enough to let you share his bed. but sadly that very night is when he realized it was going to be far too troublesome to have someone as gorgeous as you share his place.

childe: he’s never home?? like do you even have a roommate at this point because you hardly see him! you’re honestly beginning to think you made it all up, but there will be nights around 3am when you find him shirtless in the kitchen —just in his underwear might i add—eating a bowl of cereal. you just stand in the door awestruck because you haven’t seen him for days, but he just smiles and pours you a bowl as well and starts to ask about how your week was. (off topic but messy hair childe?? sign me up!)

albedo: also never really home except that he makes it a point to cook breakfast/dinner with you! he’s not big on wasting food nor does he like when you always cook for him (makes him feel bad) so he’ll always be there to share the burden of cooking! albedo is a very kind roommate, he’ll give you your space but doesn’t mind if you need a shoulder to lean on when you’re reading a book and he’s going over his notes, it’s a quiet promise between the two of you. i’ll be there when you need me to be, and you’ll do the same. <3

xiao: the type of roommate that does not allow you into their room at all but he’s barraging into yours at 4am if he hears even the slightest sound of discomfort to check on you. i’m not going to lie there has been times when these sounds of discomfort have been solo sounds of pleasure but he’ll just close the door and not look you in the eyes when you greet each other the next morning. regrettably there has been times when he’s well aware of what you’re doing and closes his eyes to let his mind wander of all the things a “just a roommate” should not do.

venti: he’s either always in his pajamas or naked. there is no in between, the amount of times you have seen his butt cheeks? too many to count. he also has really good smelling shampoo and you sometimes sneak some for yourself as well. he doesn’t mind sharing but he’ll be smelling your hair often so just be ready for that. venti is also a very touchy roommate, he likes being in your bed and sitting you on his lap and when you’re close enough? taking showers with you because it helps lower the water bill.

scaramouche: he finishes all the milk before you wake up and declines your pleads of asking him to drive you to the grocery store. scara is the definition of sour than sweet, sure he’ll let you walk to the grocery store while it’s raining but when you arrive home he’ll have a warm shower ready and your towel in the dryer. he’s not so insufferable but there are times you truly have thought about committing a homicide. but you fear he’s also done this in the past.

Albedo testing out different kinks to see your reaction?? please,,, albedo sir i'll be your lab rat please

little test subject

pairings : albedo x fem!reader

warnings : fingering , anal play , overstimulation , aphrodisiacs (kinda dubcon?)

okay but m... me too *twirls hair* hello mr albedo can i haha maybe be your test subject heyy you're so .. sexc ...

nsfw undercut !

you always assisted albedo in his experiments , you looked up to him so much . he's such a great teacher you thought (and a very goodlooking one too 👀) he enjoys being along with you as long as you're comfortable with him

one day , he asked you to help him with an experiment . you always happy to please him agreed with the offer as you sit down beside him , recieving a weird liquid you were suspicious of it but albedo told you that it's one of the first steps for the experiment so you just drank it straight from the tube

it tasted sweet ! you liked it actually , shiny eyes looked up to him as he gave you a sinister smile , confusing you but you decided to brush it off . a moment later and you started to feel hot and bothered , a burning sensation in your stomach as you start sweating and shifting in your seat looking up to see a pleased look on albedo .

"hmm .. seems like it worked . how're you feeling?" his face comes down close to you , peppering your face with light kisses , small moans coming out from you making him let out a small laugh as he licks down a stripe on your neck , your body shivering against his figure over you .

he carries you out from the chair and brings you over to his desk , throwing all of his paperworks onto the ground trying to make you feel comfortable . he goes down onto your neck leaving trails of kisses , his other hand making work on your undergarment taking it off till you're left bare , cold air hitting your already dripping core

"ah , it seems like that worked way better than i expected" your mind felt fuzzy , you couldn't think of a word to say to him to scold him for doing this but it felt so good . his fingers dipped in to your core , his thumb on your clit rubbing you in a slow pace

shortly , he took one of his pens that are used to write down his notes and soak it with your juices , next thing you know there's something poking near your rear end , a gasp left your mouth as he slowly inserts it to you deep inside . a displeased moan came out from you yet he kept on fingering your drenched cunt , juices dripping down your ass to the desk , a pool of sticky liquid starting to appear underneath you

the stimulation of both his fingers and the pen inside of two of your holes at the same time made you clung onto the deskside wishing to cum , whines of his name coming out of you like a prayer , gasping each and then as he hits that sweet spot inside of you teetering you near the edge

"cum for me my sweet girl . you deserve it" soft voice came from him , instantly shoving you to the edge as you came onto his fingers . he removes the pen and his fingers along as he examined the sheer , glistening yet sticky liquid on his fingers and licks it all up , eyes locking with yours as he do so

"test subject did well on the first experiment , both vaginal and anal stimulations . lasted for 7 minutes till her first orgasm . total orgasm needed for this experiment , 10 . do you think you can do it , [name]?" your eyes are now wide open , mouth agape , shocked at what he just said . 10 orgasms ?? that means 10 experiments ?? you couldn't believe yourself yet there stands a calm , unphased albedo as he looks over you awaiting for an answer

"well ? any questions before we start on the next step of the experiment ?" his voice caught you off guard , so you just nod , agreeing with him to continue said "experiments" . you don't really wanna dissapoint him , he helped you alot before so the best thing you could do is return this favor .

above you grinned a curious albedo as he took the next "speciment" to be used on you in this next "experiment" humming to himself as he went on . the day was full of overstimulation , sending you off to the stars not even remembering anything else other than what has happened the entire day , a messy , sweaty test subject all worn out on his desk , a drooling mess with a satisfied smile on her face .

and well , for albedo he thinks that the "experiments" were a success ! he will be finding ways for another oppoturninty to do these sort of experiments again on you , just waiting for the right time to do so

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good morning ace attorney community

Gilbert marry me please💍

Look at Chev here with that smile 👀

Comte/Hideyoshi/Sirius, when the MC is introduced; ah yes, I've always wanted a daughter