Happy Easter. You Should Have Killed Me When You Had The Chance, I Promise You Will Not Get Another. 

they're talking about teacups or whatever

at the bar

I wanna see pocket martin being hunted down by admiral bc hes smoll and squishy

Marting got into a hunt domain preemptively

consider the alternative

Martin needs the socialization

jeffrey "you haven't asked about bruce abbott but i'm going to tell you regardless" combs

goobers in theory

the masochism tango

Me 24/7

I know everyone says it’s best to just stick to “said” as a dialogue tag bc it disappears and that’s true and I mostly do but I want to take a moment for my all-time favorite dialogue tag, “lied.” Absolutely nothing hits like “‘I’m here to help,’ he lied.” NOTHING.

I drew this deliriously at 12am

I made a PowerPoint to convince my friends to listen to The Magnus Archives