2 divas having a cunt-off
"save me, substance abuse!" i cry. before you can moralize to me about the dangers of addiction, a noble and powerful steed gallops into the room - my horse whom i have named "substance abuse". you learn an important lesson about making assumptions. i snort a line off its back
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Craziest shit about being a fandom blogger in these dark political times is scrolling back thru my recent posts like Oh we are so cooked. This is so fucked. we are so screwed. Oh hey, Blorbo from my Shows, I love that guy! :) We are so cooked. This is so fucked. we are so screwed.
I am still not over vento aureo, it's been months I have a problem
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y/n: We can bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute. rick: No, that's not how you make cookies. carl: FLOOR IT!! y/n: How about 4,000,000 degrees for 1 second?!? rick: yOU'RE GONNA BURN THE HOUSE DOWN- y/n: I'M GONNA HARNESS THE POWER OF THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES! carl: DO IT! rick: NO-
yuri and yaoi are some of the best, most sacred things in the entire world
welcome to 2023 :) happy out of touch thursday