Ok, That's It. Which One Of You Goofy Ahh Goobers Put A Grizzly In The Candy Machine??

An Update

I need some luck please 🥺

The effect that the Bible in Chinese in right ear and Mozart at 2x speed in the left ear would give you

what effect is this supposed to have on me

SO CUTE OMG

Christmas follow up to my human, vampire, werewolf girlfriends post from a while ago, kindly commissioned by @indeedjaffa!

Begs for what? King Charles to die faster?

Love how tumblr has its own folk stories. Yeah the God of Arepo we’ve all heard the story and we all still cry about it. Yeah that one about the woman locked up for centuries finally getting free. That one about the witch who would marry anyone who could get her house key from her cat and it’s revealed she IS the cat after the narrator befriends the cat.

FOXES OMG FOXES IM GOING CRAZY. FOXES.

Embrace the cringe.

Write weird fanfic.

Read weird fanfic.

Kudos to one of my friends for bullying me into downloading Tumblr on my phone. More chronic online-ness!!

I love the sky and I count it as a bad night if I can't see them due to light pollution. If life worked out I'd live in the middle of nowhere and see a 4 every night.

I think one big reason why we don't consider the stars as important as before (not even pop-astrology anymore cares about the stars or the sky on itself, just the signs deprived of context) is because of light pollution.

For most of human history the sky looked between 1-3, 4 at most. And then all of a sudden with electrification it was gone (I'm lucky if I get 6 in my small city). The first time I saw the Milky Way fully as a kid was a spiritual experience, I was almost scared on how BRIGHT it was, it felt like someone was looking back at me. You don't get that at all with modern light pollution.

When most people talk about stargazing nowadays they think about watching about a couple of bright dots. The stars are really, really not like that. The unpolluted night sky is a festival of fireworks. There is nothing like it.