Bro.

He's not good at that griddy bro

im gonna be sick

Reblog to kill it faster

NutSUCKER is my fav

LIBERAL company be like

hydroGAY

ghost PERSON

HRT lizard

COMMUNIST bug

nutSUCKER

BISEXUAL spider

bracken

THEY/THEM-head

Another round of guess the game!!

i do accomodate people with disabilities when they collect my pages btw

Let me roller blade please

I bet you. IT'S EXERCISE AND FUN.

Very tragic story but like when you put it like this...

Captain 3 is the funniest Splatoon character actually

Be some kid on the street

You're 14

Get pressured into joining the army by an old man??

Start going by Agent 3. Which is not a name

Never speak a word (you're canonically too shy)

You just start blasting??

Save the world and liberate an entire race of people somehow???

The entire rest of the series can only happen because you did this

Almost kill the protagonist of Octo Expansion (she is in love with you now)

Turn 16

Become a DJ as a hobby??

Your DJ name is DJ Sango. Sango is just "number 3" in Japanese. Still not a real name

Start taking yourself really seriously

Start wearing a cape

Get knocked unconscious multiple times

Get mind controlled???

It's fine you got better

Turn 21. The old man quits and puts you in charge of the army???

You inherit his hobo outfit. Why are you actually wearing it

Start going by Captain (still not a name)

Still never speak (a girl speaks for you) (she's a famous singer and older than you, why are you making her do this)

Do one (1) cool thing and just sit on your ass the whole rest of the game

Say booyah once

Dude every fun thing in my town is either not there or is not as cool as I probably was in the 90s. I don't want to rot in bed all day with the only other option being staying in my house to have fun. I wish I could skate, but the roads haven't been repaved in ages (or ever), and we don't have a rink or a nice skate park.

"My childhood was so awesome. Kids today don't even know!"

Isn't a flex.

It's a lament.

More people should understand that.

If someone showed me this and said this was him, I would fully believe. I know nothing or undertale, deltarune, or others.

Never played Deltarune so here's Spamton G. Spamton for you :/

(Hopefully got him right...)