My Brother Wrote This. If You Think What I Write Is Strange Please Refer To This.

my brother wrote this. if you think what i write is strange please refer to this.

Bruno Encanto gets drafted in Vietnam

Okay okay

So let me set the scene

It’s the mid 60s and the encanto family is in encanto house

Grandma: Bruno…

Bruno: Yes ma

Grandma: I need to tell you something

Bruno: Shoot

Grandma: u got drafted in nam

Bruno: Zoinks

Grandma: my Bruno WhY *cries softly*

Bruno: It’ll be okay ma

Grandma: ok Gn

Next Morning

Bruno: Family I have something to tell you

Strong one: what is it

Bruno im drafted to viesnam

Ten years later Bruno died in war

All family in unison:

This is the true reason we don’t talk about Bruno

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I NEED IT AJSKSK. anyways raegan in the house !!

OMG HI POOKIE I LOVE YOUUUUUUU

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btw chat this will be very angsty so buckle up

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“No, it’s not like that-” Raegan started.

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They both knew it’d never work, and they both left that day feeling like fools.

They wouldn’t reunite again until Toga’s funeral.

Raegan had boyfriends, husbands even, but none could compare to the blonde that she once had.


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