His Older Sister Reads BL

As an older(?) Anime fan, I am continuously amused when I spot anime in the wild.

I mean, look at this advertisement. No explanation, no tag line. Just Loid Forger.

Pretend for a second you know nothing about anime or Spy x Family.

Without context, what would this mean?

Who is this? What does he do?

Irrelevant, says Crunchyroll. Look at this man. He's Loid. Spy x Family. What is that? A show? A movie? Who cares. Watch it on Crunchyroll. Is that a channel? An app?Doesn't matter. Look at this handsome man. You want to see more of him. Locate the Crunchyroll. Consume Spy x Family.

cover art for ACT 3 of my fic

i drew h*rry p*tter as shelley duvall. "why"? uhhhhhhh. ....anyways so

2018 tumblr post:

1: why do they call it a boner when theres no bone in it

2: there used to be

3: why does this sound so ominous

2025 tumblr post:

1: forward my shambling soldiers and slay without thinking. let blood flow into every crevice of this rotten land

2: yes my lady

3: yes my lady

the brainrot is extreme. heres another silly doodle (ノ≧▽≦)ノΞ●~*

+ obligatory close up of the cute little faces lol

the gravity falls revival we deserve

i like imagining that makoto and kusuke are tangentially Aware of each other’s existence due to both being extremely famous people, but that neither care enough to actually look into who the other person is. so one day they meet at some event (maybe they’re giving kusuke a nobel peace prize and makoto is there for Reasons or something. or maybe kusuke is designing the pyrotechnics they’re using as special effects in makoto’s new movie) and get to talking and realize. oh my god. this is the most annoying, abrasive, creepy weirdo i’ve ever met. i hate this guy. then they go home to cyberstalk google each other and realize their siblings are friends and immediately begin having some of the craziest celebrity beef of all time. nobody can figure out why celebrated british scientist Dr. Kusuke Saiki is suddenly shit-talking japanese pop idol Mugami Toru to the press, and furthermore, why Mugami Toru seems to hate him just as much, if not more.

then one day, seemingly out of the blue, they get photographed kissing at a private expensive resort by paparazzi and the media lose it

I would like to apologize to every single one of my wips ever

May I present you… Sylvanian Merthur

[they come as a package deal please don’t separate]

the neurodivergent experience:

20% of the time: wowwieee!!! i love my passions and interests!!!!! they make me so happy i want to jump up and down!!!!! weee!!!!!!! :3333333333

80% of the time: this mind is a prison