Diva-drive - DIVA

happy birthday to me :))

had the funniest comic idea hold on im cooking mentally

not to be like "i think of leon as a person and not some hot guy to fuck", but i have noticed in fanfic that people dont really flesh out leon's character traits outside of "things they think men enjoy" or that make him a docile spouse?

like im going over all the fic ive written about leon and i've made him a hobbyist collector of rocks he finds interesting, he does have a passion for cars and motorcyles (making me do real research on vehicle types/brands), he gets into needle felting when hes retired so he can use his stabby skills to create things instead of kill, he trusts himself to cook maybe 6 or 7 recipes without a guide that arent just toss it into a hot pan, his favorite treat as a kid was fudge because its the only way his mom could make chocolate last in their house, he loves to play billiards and air hockey and is good at skating, over time he views sparring as less of a way to hone his body into a weapon and more as a type of stress relief, when he does drink to cope its not until he blacks out, but its a steady process over the span of days where he slowly lets his house fall out of order, and then the right people nudging him a few times gets him back on his feet to clean everything up, his sense of humor gets crude the more comfortable he is with someone, hes the type to find someone he knows at a party and talk with them as a warm up before talking to strangers, he'll eat peanut butter straight from the jar or bite into a block of cheese and put it back in the fridge, "uh" is used regularly when he's fumbling for what to say, the closest he's gotten to any tattoos or piercings are temporary types or clip-ons for an operation cause he's too straight laced to give himself such identifying markers, he falls back on sexism to keep women from getting close emotionally, he hates the smell of the disinfectant soap he has to use after a mission, and many other things

almost all of these arent nor will ever be supported by canon, but having them in my mind makes it easier to write a leon that isn't just there to be fucked or Go Through The Horrors

Doodle

him? Transgender. Her? Transgender. Them? Heh…. You already know.

INTRO POST

This is an ask blog for an indulgent AU called the Nth Dimensional Interdimensional Starbucks au. Also just called the Interdimensional Starbucks au. The Interdimensional Starbucks is a sub-space created within the monolith that orbited the planets. It features David Bowman as a 24/7 Starbucks barista who doesn't get paid, and HAL 9000, the sentient coffee machine and David's companion (lover??). Everything went smoothly at first, until Frank Poole showed up. All hell broke loose as more and more AIs from different realities showed up to take a spot in the singular Starbucks. David Bowman copes (see: tries to) with the influx of ridiculous orders from ridiculous characters. Hal provides commentary of varying degrees of helpfulness. Frank's here too. Hijinks ensue. Literally every AI you can think of, and some extra people to boot. MOD INFO BELOW (pictures)

[Image ID: Monolith (TMA-1) | they/them | Most least sane mod]

[Image ID: Mod David | he/they | The only mod that can program]

[Image ID: Mod Hal | she/he | The only mod that gets shit for colonialism even though the others did it too]

y’all think Leon ever seriously considers leaving the government and then becomes so scared of life without that structure that he talks himself out of it almost immediately every time despite hating the us government so much

neo agent 3 but raised by salmonid… my feral neo agenda

I LOVE @enderpearlll ‘s favorite employee series I love imagining my silly little persona in this silly little world (they use they/them btw)