Dagur: I care too much about other people's feelings. It's always been my fatal flaw.
Hiccup: Dagur, I don't think—
Dagur: No, no, not now, brother. I'm growing as a person.
*Dagur is cooking*
Fishlegs: Any chance that’s for me?
Dagur: It’s for Astrid and Hiccup. I’m planning on making some bad choices tonight, and I need them on my side.
Heather: I never realized the forethought that went into being a disappointment.
Tuffnut: I’m sick and tired of being called 'mortal' like, you don’t know that. Neither do I. I have never died even ONCE. Nothing has been proven yet. Stop making assumptions. It’s rude.
Do you take submissions for incorrect quotes or do you just make them up on your own?
I’ve happy to take submissions for incorrect quotes but I usually make them myself!
Hiccup: School doesn’t even test your intelligence, it tests your memory.
Fishlegs: It tested my patience.
Snotlout: It tested my ability to hold my pee.
Ruffnut: It tested my ability to keep calm and not slap a bitch.
Snotlout: I’m bisexual and confused.
Snotlout: Not about being bisexual. I just never know what the fuck is going on.
Astrid: You need to man up.
Tuffnut: Man up? That's sexist.
Tuffnut: I'm sOrRy bUt I DoN't sEe GeNdEr, SIr.
She/HerHarry Potter; How To Train Your Dragon; Marvel; AtLA; Throne of Glass; The Dragon Prince; ACOTAR
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