Secretly A Wattpad Werewolf CEO

uh oh! you misunderstood a social cue and said something mildly awkward. you will think about this and cringe everyday for the next 20 years

wait hold on i have a thought happening

Well luckily now I can reblog hah

the fact that op turned off rbs is very very funny to me. anyway i want this post on my blog too.

I have elaborate storylines your small minds couldn't even begin to comprehend. Hm? Write it down? I think not. I should only daydream about it

in case anyone else needs to hear this it’s ok to be more serious. i don’t just mean ‘it’s ok to be serious sometimes’ i mean in general. not everyone has to be funny. it doesn’t have to mean you’re sad or unlikeable. you can just be serious and genuine most of the time and that’s great. i personally think that we’re too focused on ‘funny’ as the primary carrier of likeability right now. i often feel starved for serious conversation, for serious spaces, for a feeling of gravity. you don’t have make good jokes to give people a good time. i say, goof only as the spirit moves you, & don’t worry about it. 

I have read too much fan fiction where the author just does not know the difference.

"She was balling her eyes out" is a very gruesome statement to have apply to a 4 y/o child over a dropped sandwich or ice cream cone

public service announcement

Your friend has betrayed us all

my friend told me that her boyfriend got her a super cool rock while they were on vacation together and you would not BELIEVE my disappointment when i realized she was talking about her engagement ring