The First Episode Of One Tree Hill:

She Mumford on my Sons til I Sigh No More

this is the post that single handedly inspired this accounts conception

pussy so good he forgets about his gods-given quest

"Girls want Mr. Darcy" yeah but freaks want David Cronenburg's Crash (1996) on blu-ray

I’m coining the term “bullshit all the way down” NO ONE needs to know where I got that one. It was all me.

Josh Schwartz the man you are

How did this man have a hand in creating The O.C, Chuck, Gossip Girl, Hart of Dixie, The Runaways, The Carrie Diaries, and Looking for Alaska. He lives inside our brains whether we want him to or not.

Why did Nolan cast Matt Damon as Odysseus and Tom Holland as Telemachus when Denzel Washington and Ayo Edebiri were right there.

Me going about my day, content with my americanism, academic intellect, and general city slicker attitude

As soon as I watch Yellowstone (2023): God I could NEVER be a cowboy

every friendship archetype is skully and mulder and every (gay) relationship archetype is merlin and arthur

chuckle sandwich but its political theory

“Would you rather have unlimited bacon but no more video games or games, unlimited games, but no more games?” but its "Would you rather have security, but no freedom or freedom, unlimited freedom, but no freedom?"