Kinky

A square can be a rectangle but a rectangle cannot be a square

Women can be gay, but men can’t be lesbians

Dear tumblr, are you ok? Thanks

They’re rallying troops

mr. email, cumcumber is a friut

DAMMIT

at the wedding instead of catching a bouquet the women all put on these and brawl for who gets married next

hmmm

Pukicho what's going on with the notebook in ur new merch

I kept accidentally putting him inside another notebook, I don’t know how but I thought it looked neat so I kept it

 “hi welcome to mcdonalds what can i get for you?”

“yeah can i get a deluxe quarter pounder with cheese?”

“absolutely, do you want the meal or just the sandwich?’

“uuuuuh hold on”

*fishes something out of my pocket*

“mikey what do i do?”

“get the fries. youll need the energy in the coming days”

*stuffs it back in my pocket*

“uhh yes please  the meal would be great”

Tumblr Code.

Leaked screen shots for Cars 3: I Fucked your Mom