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Happiness Will Come To You.

wait now make him concave

they put the mamsnrbhr chehfde in de soder

Post corrections/clarifications are my favorite genre of humor: a compilation

pardon me but can someone tell me what the hells going on with the playlists Spotify is putting together automatically for me. what the flying fuck is a ‘dog water mix’

oh damn I havent posted in a while better leave a meme from twitter… also i have a twitter now

Fun fact! If you have any fear of anything, it will show up more times in your lifetime than the number of tumbleweeds in an old western movie!

why is there so much sexual tension in this pic

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