Not To Be Controversial Or Anything But I’d Eat That

IM DYING

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

pardon me but can someone tell me what the hells going on with the playlists Spotify is putting together automatically for me. what the flying fuck is a ‘dog water mix’

If you know you know if you don’t fate has cursed you

Am I just tired or is this like, deliriously funny.

We don't blame them

pussy so hot she put grill marks on my dick

Portals to Hell by hrmphfft

>have adhd

>look for possible medications

>first article I click on

RIP(p)

reblog to say RIP to penis

imagine playing this but you just immediately start making out with the person