REBLOG IF YOU ARE HELLA BORED AND WOULDN’T MIND SOME CURIOUS ANONS.

if you don’t know the difference between a hare and a rabbit you’ve never gazed into the cold wild eyes of a hare and known that if it could speak it would speak backwards

I like to play a game with people I know that I call “point and kill” where the object of the game is to find something I can not kill someone with. In the hypothetical situations the person being killed is not fighting back and is more like a car test dummy. You lose if you get unnerved and ask me to stop.

Everything’s a lethal weapon if used correctly.

Amazing wonderful absolutely beautiful. This is better than every book, painting, or anything that has ever been created

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

Most days I’m ambivalent about being gay, but sometimes it’s a relief not to be a straight boy ™

Roses are red, that much is true, but violets are purple, not fucking blue.

Me: does literally the slightest thing wrong

My brain:

“HEY YOU STOLE MY JOKE” no I reblogged your statement you unfunny bitch