@biggest-gaudiest-patronuses I Accidentally Made You Out Of Expired Food.

cannot believe ya'll waited this long to tell me about the DADDY brand of french sugar

kate bush dressed as a nun, photographed by brian griffin (1982)

How much money did judas sell out Jesus’ ass for though

oh damn I havent posted in a while better leave a meme from twitter… also i have a twitter now

my brother and I don't say "mcdonalds" when referring to the fast food chain. we've always said "mcnaldo's", then it became "naldo's". now it's simply "nald". and we always refer to it as a single unit. like "do you want a nald?"

it's make their tits bounce monday my friends godspeed all and have a great week

me: hey wanna come over and hang

friend: nah I’m busy tonight

my anxious ass:

friend: fuck yeah