So I’m Singing “Diggy Diggy Hole” In The Shower Because I Had It Stuck In My Head All Day. I End

Imagine you've just come home from a loooong day of work. You're dead tired, you're stressing out about that one deadline tomorrow, and you've got a flat tire to deal with. And then your golden retriever of a boyfriend calls to check in on you.

Most of if not the entire team would survive the trip. Loki would love the idea of bombing the island, but he might end up not encouraging it after some deliberation with Carol and Fury. I mean, he's sometimes reasonably cautious at the beginning of Thor 1 and in his show, so he's capable of being level-headed in a scientific/dangerous setting. That being said, he'll definitely try some chaotic magic for the giggles, and the time it takes Fury and Carol to stop him from doing said chaotic magic would easily add 10% of runtime back to the movie.

Carol would fix the stranded pilot's boat in record time because she's awesome like that.

Fury wouldn't go crazy because (a) he elects to ignore most stupid decisions that come his way, (b) he brought his emotional support flerken with him, and (c) he's Fury.

Which leads us to said emotional support flerken. Fury might be annoyed with Goose at first when she doesn't eat Kong but has no problem with gobbling up the big scary critters on the island. But he'll quickly come around. Kong wouldn't have to fight the "Big One" because Goose single-handedly causes a mass skullcrawler extinction event as soon as they show up. If not Goose, then definitely Carol and Loki.

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Hi! I just discovered this blog, and I love it! The banter is hilarious.

What does Loki have to say about Thor riding on a rocket to save the day à la the vintage Thor comic "Chaos at Canaveral"?

What I'm referencing lol: Thor (1966) #317 | Comic Issues | Marvel

//Thank you! I think it’s fun

Loki: What in the nine realms are you doing there anyways??

Thor: …saving the day

Loki: You look stupid.

Thor: No I don’t. You look stupid.

Loki: I’m not even in that picture? And I’m smarter than you.

Thor: That’s not true.

Loki: It entirely is, but okay.

I apologize in advance for these cursed Journey Into Mystery cover edits.😅 Came up with the idea after visiting a space museum. I didn't know that there was a Loki rocket until then!

To learn more about these neat li'l guys: Thor ballistic missile Loki-Dart sounding rocket Odin-SMR minisatellite

Unreleased Loki promo shots for the Avengers 2012

Okayyy, I’ll rebog. XD

"the greatest Love poem is by Shakespeare" "the greatest Love poem is by Emily Brönte" God literally wrote the absolute most beautiful love poem right here

"Love is patient, love is kind. It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud. 5 It does not dishonor others, it is not self-seeking, it is not easily angered, it keeps no record of wrongs. 6 Love does not delight in evil but rejoices with the truth. 7 It always protects, always trusts, always hopes, always perseveres.

8 Love never fails. But where there are prophecies, they will cease; where there are tongues, they will be stilled; where there is knowledge, it will pass away."

(1 Corinthians 13: 4-9)