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A Kurt and Blaine Fan’s Very Serious Guide to Glee

Are you a fan of Kurt, Blaine or Klaine? Are you thinking about rewatching Glee and aren’t sure what episodes to savor and what episodes to skip? Well – I have just the guide for you.  

Season 1

Pilot: Introduction to the show.  Apparently, Kurt is not the main character, or the secondary main character. Blaine does not exist.  Kurt sings Mr. Cellophane and is sassy. He also gets thrown in a dumpster. 

3/10 Stars**

(Stars are based on how much Kurt and/or Blaine are in the episode, and have no bearing on quality of the episode.  Y’all should know that I’m good with my scientific evaluation of these episodes by now.)  

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How did that get in there?

Is Brittany S. Pierce a Klaine shipper?

I have a very elaborate personal headcanon about this…we know from the wedding episode that Brittany apparently looked up to Klaine during high school and felt like they were inspirational for her.

Now, one might say that this makes no sense. Brittany was encouraging Santana to come out way before Kurt and Blaine got together. But here’s what I think. She didn’t find Klaine inspirational, she found Kurt inspirational. Kurt was the first out gay kid at McKinley and paved the way for Santana to be accepted. And so all she wants is for Kurt to be happy, and since Kurt truly wants to be with Blaine, she tries to make that happen.

When Brittany heard Dave and Blaine were moving in together, she knew that it that news would hurt Kurt, so she went out of her way to decorate the room in the most garish way possible to show Blaine and Dave what a farce their relationship was and further the cracks in a more subtle way.

So, she tells Kurt that he needs to move on, because she cares about him and doesn’t want him to spend his time being depressed and moping around over Blaine, but at the same time she is actively working to sabotage Blainofsky’s relationship so that they can eventually get back together.

Sue says in the wedding episode that “we” - not I, we - “have conspired to deceive and manipulate and, yes, imprison you briefly.”

Now, I took that as further evidence that she and Brittany were working together to bring the two of them back together. Sue did it in a more outright way, with the bear cub and the elevator, but Brittany was a little more sneaky about it.

We know that Sue locked Kurt and Blaine in the elevator for 24 hours. However, for most of those hours, Sue was in the auditorium for the Invitationals competition. So who was controlling the Sue puppet? My theory - it was Brittany.

I also headcanon that Brittany was the one who manipulated the dating app to have Kurt match with an old man, so that Kurt didn’t end up in some other relationship that would be harder to break up once she got Blaine to fall in love with Kurt again. We know she’s good at math and coding, so it is entirely in the realm of possibility that she would be able to control the dating app in order to accomplish that. 

In conclusion, Brittany is a genius, loves Kurt, and will do anything to make him happy. And if that means partnering up with Sue to get Klaine back together, than so be it.

And yes, I have spent far too much of my time thinking about this. Sue me (no pun intended). 

Does anyone else think about how Stay Stay Stay by Taylor Swift is what Finchel is trying to be, and is, at its best moments?

I made a survey because there's a debate over what Hogwarts House certain Glee characters would be in and I wanted to know where you all stand.

Forgetting the restraints of reality and the time continuum, I will forever be upset that we didn’t get the Dalton boys doing a number from Newsies

who said ‘i love you’ first: sue or will? 😻

Will did, it was extremely dramatic and in the middle of sue's impeachment trial 🥰

Oh my god, yes. Imagine Finn being like “I’ll join Grindr with you bro” “we’ll find you a husband on there”.

SHUT UP!!!! THE WAY I SCREAMED AT THIS ADFKSJA

At a family dinner during a holiday like Thanksgiving (with Kurt, Finn, Carole, and Burt), Finn gets a notification from Grindr. Kurt’s head snaps up and is looking at Finn with wide eyes. He’s sure he was just hearing things until he hears it a second time. Kurt doesn’t know what to do because apparently his super straight brother isn’t as straight as Kurt thought he was.

Kurt pulls Finn aside after dinner and is like “You can tell me anything, I hope you know that. I’m your brother, I would never judge you for anything. I’m here to always support and love you.”

Finn doesn’t realize that he’s talking about the Grindr notifications and says something like “Bro please don’t tell Burt or mom about how I didn’t finish the mushrooms. I thought nobody would notice if I hid them underneath the napkin.”

Kurt is now even more confused and straight up says “So... I didn’t hear the Grindr sound coming from your phone.” Finn then says “Oh yeah, that was Grindr” and then walks away without expanding beyond that.

(continuation of this ask)

Okay man in the mirror I love and lot and all but I hate watching it. I can listen to it fine but when I watch it I just am forced to see every boy (except for Rory and Mike) even ones who joined after season 1 AND ARE JUNIORS get solos and front spots and Kurt is forgotten. Then glee tries to say he dedicated his final song in the club to the men. HA

So I’ve been reading Loving Arms by @heartsmadeofbooks and it’s fantastic, obviously. And I’ve been saying for like 6 chapters, “who’s gonna show up and ruin everything” and like every time a new character was introduced I’m like “ah yes here’s comes pain” and I was right at least once. And now we’re at the big party scene and I knew the second they decided to put it off something bad was gonna happen. I was waiting for like Rachel or someone else from McKinley to show up and recognize Kurt, but NOPE ITS WORSE