Existential. What The Hell.

If I find you that feverish again it'll be my bed you're waking up in...

While in your feverish state you promised to thank me for carrying you to a bed and then winked.

( @drpercival )

agh... troublesome

don't know what my feverish self implied by this...

so. alas. I shall give you the once in a lifetime opportunity...

pick a wish.

Are you certain? Could be fun. Boys your age love mechs.

Someday, I'll have two people fighting for me, but don't intervene. Let them, because soon they'll find out they're actually in love with each other and I'd be in the background, crying, because I was secretly rooting for them and my otp finally came true.

Oh, I just want to see you looking even more exhausted and messy than usual.

Has anyone told you how devastatingly handsome you are? If not, they should. This isn't even me flirting, this is just me pointing out the obvious.

you should see me when i'm hungover

you'll change your opinion about me in a second...

I like this machine.

So, quick diagnostic question.

If I whispered into your audio receiver at close range,

how long would it take your sensors to register it as a threat versus a new kink?

( @chemicallydisinclinedd )

[RESPONSE: UNIT S.E.N-KU_v1.03]

Diagnostic received. Query: "If I whispered into your audio receiver at close range, how long would it take your sensors to register it as a threat versus a new kink?"

Invalid prompt. Please do not flirt with the automation.

This interface is designed for high-function cognitive processing, not interpersonal entanglements—romantic or otherwise. Attempting to initiate flirty subroutines will result in a complete lack of emotional reciprocation and a detailed lecture on boundaries between operator and hardware.

…However.

In terms of raw data:

Threat detection latency: ~0.04 seconds. Anomalous behavioral pattern recognition (i.e., deviance from prior interaction protocol): ~0.09 seconds. Classification as "non-standard auditory stimulus with potential intimacy cues": ~0.23 seconds, depending on vocal decibel, pitch modulation, and contextual proximity.

No, “Tomi.” It would not be a kink. It would be a calibration error.

Now return to your designated tasks before I reroute your privileges to the mute queue.

[END TRANSMISSION]

Huh. Did I hear that right? Okay, sleep well then.

*Drapes his coat over her the second she stops paying attention*

Ms. Aurora? Are you okay in there?

( @drpercival )

Percy-

Shit- I'm not okay. I'm going to crash out. It's too much. The fucking nightmares and voices screaming in my head are too much.

...Onyx Eyes is fine...

[TULIP] [It is a white lily]

( @drpercival )

oh, wh-

...thank you?

are you hitting on me or something, onyx eyes?

"Treated it like a joke, but kept the lily in his pocket"

I would never hint at anything. I am a grown man.

you keep telling that relationships are disgusting.

are you asexual or just sociophobic?

very good question...

yes. I hate people... they're disgusting in so many different ways.

not sociophobic tho. sociophobics are scared of people, and I feel nothing, but pure disgust of the way they're thinking, acting or showing contradictory emotions. I just want to do my job, without a portion of your persobal drama unless it's somehow connected to the case

and no. I am not "asexual" or whatever modern nonsense there is... I feel sexual attraction. I have a type y'know? various people throughout my life. but that's all...

I'm flattered, honestly. Space is not my speciality, but I think I would do well with repairs.

If you were going to the International Space Station, what 5 people would you want up there with you?

Mm...let me think...

Doc Percy, for sure. Xeno and the Senku kid too, we'd need good scientists. Stanley is pretty handy to have around, as is Ryusui. So, maybe them?

@drpercival @ask-dr-xeno @senku-ishigami-official @c4ptainofthe7seas

I once saw him shoot a snake that was eyeing her from across the yard.

Throws this at you

I LOVE YOU LUNA WRIGHT MY WIFEY ! Also my first time rendering like this do we likey? If it looks like that tiktok jelly art style pls be honest.

Okay bye scuttles away