DONNIEEEEE /POS

the using they/them online for the sake of anonymity to genderqueer pipeline is so real actually

I ACTUALLY ALIVE (NOT CLICKBAIT)

haha i forgor this account existed- school really do be giving me amnesia,,

Anyways, this is just an update to tell yall I am still alive and kicking! I’m still a bit hesitant about opening back requests again but if you guys ever just wanna talk hit me up in my inbox/dms or whatever!

Requests are open!

IT’S THE MOMENT YA’LL HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR: I’M OPENING REQUESTS AGAIN!!

I’ve also fixed up my blog a bit, so before requesting, check out my rules and the fandoms I write for! Currently, I’m writing for LEGO MONKIE KID and RISE OF THE TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES!

Also, happy early new years lmao

Why do we as a society keep coming back to sex jokes?

Penis blast hilarious

⋰ ⊹˚. ♡ Alone on Valentines? ⋰ ⊹˚. ♡

I was halfway done before most of this got deleted. I am going to scream cry and convulse on the floor. As it's way to late for me to be awake rn, I'll just do this in two parts, for the sake of my sanity </33

I know for a fact that most of us are probably gonna be spending this Valentine's alone, reading fanfic, and honestly same. But let's imagine for a second that that isn't the case.

The turtles react to you being alone on Valentines Day

GN reader, romantic, crushing/pining, fluff

Raphael

flabbergasted

like that's his initial reaction

i imagine that you guys would just be chilling in the lair, talking, and you slip out that you might be spending valentine's alone

he goes "oh, okay!" before he double takes and says

"wait- really?"

he honestly thought that you would've had a date for valentine's this year

because like... why wouldn't you? you're so attractive, and charming, and lovable, who wouldn't want to date you?

no matter how you feel about being alone (unbothered, sad, etc etc) raph will do everything he can to make you feel better

you don't deserve to be alone! no one does!

so he proudly states that "if you don't have anyone to spend the day with, then raph'll spend it with you! there! now you won't be alone anymore."

he says this all with this big smile

doesn't realize that he basically just asked to be your date

you realize it tho

ofc, you say yes, because who can say no to raph?

and raph just nods to himself, proud, before he processes what he just said

oh. he just scored a date with you.

jaw drops at this realization. OH. HE JUST SCORED A DATE. WITH YOU.

BY ACCIDENT??

vows to make this the best valentine's you'll ever experience

it might be hard, being a giant turtle and all, but by pizza supreme is he gonna try his best anyways

Donatello

bro you didn't even tell him this information

he literally eavesdropped on your conversation with april while he was nearby

pretends to be really engrossed in whatever he was doing while he strains to listen to what you guys are saying

is also confused when he finds out. according to his statistics, you have plenty of qualities that make you attractive. so why are you spending valentine's alone?

forgets that the data he used to make said statistics are based off of his experiences with you. He then considers that maybe not everybody got butterflies in their stomach whenever you were around

BRO HAD TO REMIND HIMSELF THAT NOT EVERYONE HAD A CRUSH ON YOU LMAO

when april leaves the room, he internally goes aha! an opportunity! and tries to make a move

he acts cool as he talks to you, but don't be fooled, he is internally combusting

not so subtly suggests that you should spend valentine's in the lair with him instead of being alone. tells you that not all love is romantic, and as... friends... you guys have a right to celebrate today as well

damn he is not making this easier on himself

of course, his brothers and april are gonna be there too!! obviously!!

you get to spend time with all of them.

... mostly with donnie, though. especially with donnie.

if you agree, he'd say "perfect! shall we call it a date, then?"

say yes. the look on his face and the growing blush on his cheeks is so worth it

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO SONIC THE HEDGEHOG

ppl who celebrate fictional character birthdays are annoying pass it on

In one world, Tom and Maddie are Nicky’s cool uncle and aunt. They live on another island, like most humans, but it’s always an exciting day when they come to visit. Tania races to the door when they come in, holding a basket of presents for each of the kids filled with candy from their town and fun toys they picked up since they saw them last. They have long conversations with Paulie and Brenda that the kids don’t understand, they hate listening to adults talk about work and politics and the weather, so they instead play with their new toys until their parents leave and let their Aunt and Uncle babysit. Tania excitedly sits on Maddie’s lap as she infodumps about this new Sonic character who frequently appears to help them out. “I got kidnapped by Eggman once,” she says, oblivious to the flash of worry in their eyes, “But Sonic got me out, it was really fun. Nicky still hasn’t met him.” Nicky shrinks in Tom’s lap and says something about how he’s always in the wrong place, and Tom gives his arm a squeeze and tells him that it’ll happen soon, and besides, he’s just as cool as Sonic is. Nicky grins. Tania then tells them that Nicky has a giiiirlfriend now and Nicky leaps across the room to slap his hand over her mouth as the adults laugh.

In another world, they meet Sonic and Tails together. Sonic is the hero of mobius, they knew of him, but they didn’t realize how young he and his sidekick were until they ended up in their town, warding off a giant robot. They both looked at each other and thought the same thing, and invited the children for dinner. The kids were energetic, truly, and loud, and didn’t seem to understand boundaries, but they were polite and delightful and excited to be there. Tails played with their dog in the living room as Sonic tried out their treadmill. When he came to watch Tails, he got a bit quiet, and turned to Tom, asking that “if stuff keeps happening to Tails, would you guys be willing to watch him?” Apparently Sonic had previously tried to find Tails a home, and it didn’t end well. Tom knelt down, putting his hands on Sonic’s shoulders, and told him that either of them were welcome any time. They could stay as long as they wanted. “I’m not one to stay in one place,” Sonic said, though a smile slid onto his face, “But I’ll keep that in mind.”

There’s another world where they aren’t born on Earth– or, Mobius as it’s been called for thousands of years– but instead on another human planet. They hear that Mobius is requesting aid, and stop by, as Maddie is a doctor trained in several species and Tom can provide protection if need be. They apparently just rid themselves of a dictator, and the little chipmunk princess has just figured out how to reverse roboticization, so they need a lot of help in restarting their society. Sonic and Tom worked together attempting to hunt down stray robots, and now Sonic follows him around, asking questions about his job and his planet and sometimes getting him to teach him and his friends baseball. “They’re so young,” Maddie said once, looking at them. “Sonic just turned sixteen. And they were fighting a losing war for ten years.” She met Tails at her office when he came in after crashing, because Dulcy told him that she was super nice and helpful, and now he’ll crawl into her lap to read stories. Then there’s the princess, the little girl that sometimes shows up to drag Sonic into something– or out of something. But one day she came over for dinner, when Sonic and Tails were invited. She shuffled her feet, mumbling that she could go if she wasn’t welcome, but they of course let her in. She held herself with dignity, talked with them about adult matters, but they still looked at her and saw a child, and it was heartbreaking. “You know,” Maddie said after dinner, as Tails flew around the backyard with their dog, “If you ever need a break from princess-stuff, we have some fun human games we’d love to teach you.” Sally smiled a little, saying something about how she was a leader and leaders never took breaks… but she would love to come over sometime, if it was really alright. Bunnie would and Antoine spar with Tom and learn techniques from him while teaching him their own, and Rotor would have pleasant conversations with them while repairing things with Tails and helping Maddie cook. Dulcy, meanwhile, was used to them first, as her crashes ended up with her in the vet’s office more times than she could count. By the time Sonic and Tails moved in with them, all of these Freedom Fighters were comfortable enough to walk into their house, plop on their couch, and scream into a pillow about council matters or trade deals or anything, really. The adults would listen and laugh, and then take them all out for ice cream, along with their friends. 

There’s a universe where a lot of stuff happened, and they’ve all been through a lot. Roboticization or exile, underlander or overlander, more revolutions than they can count. But Tom met Jules during a robian rights meeting, and Maddie became acquainted with Bernadette at a group therapy meeting, and so they met Sonic eventually. He was awkward around most adults, but he seemed to like them fine, liked playing games with them and rambling about “stupid dating issues” and once climbed on Tom’s back for a ride. Tails became acquainted with them much faster, as Tom and his dad used to work together, and he slipped into calling them “Uncle” and “Aunt” faster than they expected, though it was a welcome surprise. Knuckles met them through his friends, and well… once, he crashed on their couch, awkwardly explaining that he didn’t want to go home to his father, and his mother was too far to reach by tonight. He crashed quite a few times, actually, and after a while the two of them made a mental note to fight anyone who forced him to grow up too fast. They knew a lot of this group’s friends, sometimes by coincidence. Maddie knew a lot of them from her medical practice, and Tom from his guard duties. (He’s arrested Rouge once, that had been “fun.”) And one day, Sonic comes to them hand-in-hand with a little girl named Hope, saying that her team is on a mission and he doesn’t want her to be alone. Hope is awkward for a few days, and then one night falls asleep against Maddie’s shoulder, and plays ball with Tom in the backyard, and joins them for movie nights. One night she tearfully tells them about her heritage, only to find out they already knew and couldn’t care less,  and from that day on she has her own bedroom, and their number for emergencies, and a warm hug whenever she needs one. 

There’s a time when they live on Planet Freedom, in the land of the clouds. Tom is still a guard here, working for the President and his daughter, though it seems that Robotnik always shows up when he’s somewhere else. Seira introduces him to Sonic on a day where Sonic needs outside assistance for a Robotnik plot, and they hit it off like a house on fire. Tails is a little upset for a while, thinking Sonic is ignoring him, but then Tom scoops up Tails in his arms and puts him on his shoulders for a ride and Tails laughs for the first time in a while. Tom comes home and tells Maddie about them and they’re invited over, and when they find out the children are living alone on a beach, Maddie immediately says “That’s not happening” and refurbishes the attic for them. Knuckles stops by randomly after that, just appearing in their kitchen one day and eating their peanut butter as he asks where Sonic is, he needs him for a treasure hunt. Maddie, who found him, takes it in stride, and packs them both lunches. Before she knows it, Knuckles is camping out in their yard, wanting to stay outside but also knowing he has a safe place just a few feet away.

There’s a world where they were on the run for years. They managed to keep their heads low for a time, but then Tom was nearly captured, recognized as a former ally of the Queen’s, and Maddie crushed a robot with a wrench and smashed it to bits before they took off. They’d hopped from place to place, trying to help where they could, to save people being surrounded by robots, to lift crying kids into their laps and treat their wounds and sing them a song. It’s been about fifteen years since the takeover when they hear rumors that Robotnik set a trap for Aleena’s children in the nearby mansion, and so they go to stop it, of course. Tom finds Sonic surrounded by bots and shoots them down, before grabbing his arm and telling him to follow him. The terrified blue boy shakes his head, shouting something about how he’s not going to be roboticized, he has to find his siblings, and Tom has to take a second to calm him down and explain that he’s trying to help. Meanwhile, Maddie has found the other two, trapped in a room awaiting roboticization, and they have the same reaction, desperate to find Sonic and terrified that this human is with their enemy. Maddie has to put a hands on their shoulders and look them in the eye and talk them through a calming breathing exercise, before telling them that she was a medic in the palace once. “I worked with your mom,” she tells them, “As did my husband. We’re not going to hurt you.” she smiles, then, and says, “I saw you as babies once. Your heads were huge.” She holds their hands and runs them out, and they find Tom and Sonic in the hall, and make their way to safety. The triplets tell them about a safe village they can go to, one that has a lot of refugees that will need assistance, and once they’re settled in, Maddie tells them that she left a room open for them if they need it. “And your echidna friend– don’t think I didn’t hear him say he lived alone.” The siblings have been on a mission for a while, but Tom and Maddie can’t wait to introduce them to their new foster child, a refugee named Tails who keeps fiddling with their machines and flying into walls, who took to calling them “Dad” and “Mom” incredibly quickly and purrs and kicks when he sleeps. It’s a few nights before the hedgehogs will arrive when there’s a purple blur out their window, and a note that says simply thank you on their porch.

There’s a time when Tom and Maddie know of Sonic, Tails and Knuckles distantly. They’re on TV, saving the world; they’re aliens from another dimension, apparently. Then one day they’re nearby, fighting robots, and Tom runs into them in the street, with the rest of their team and a boy who can’t be older than twelve. He hides them in the station for a while, but offers his home for the night, calling ahead to make sure Maddie’s okay with it. Tails and Amy find Ozzie to be strange, more used to anthropomorphic dogs, but he warms up to them quickly and soon they’re chasing him around the yard with Cream and Cheese. Cream stops at one point to help them with dinner, excitedly telling them about all the things Ella has taught her. Knuckles has his arms crossed, muttering about how he should be on his way, but Sonic elbows him in the ribs and tells him to lighten up a little. The little boy, Chris, is polite and kind, if a little socially awkward, but they can tell there’s something wrong. He clings too close to Sonic, looking panicked when he’s not there. He doesn’t talk much about his family, instead encouraging the aliens to talk more, and sometimes stares into the distance, as if he can’t hear them. He’s lonely, they think, and they make sure to include him where they could. They left after that night, and they thought that was the end of it, just a pleasant night– but it’s a few years later when the portals open again, and there are Black Arms in the streets, and they find themselves sheltering the aliens again. They’re in a bunker, with a room for the Master Emerald that Knuckles sleeps in. Tom stops by a lot, giving him updates and listening to his advice, before one day gently telling him that he can switch guard duty out every now and again; they’re all happy to help. Knuckles hmms, and shrugs, which is as good as they’ll get from him, so Tom sits beside the emerald while Knuckles takes a long, long nap. Chris is older and wiser, and he has his friends with him. Tom talks strategy with Helen while Danny and Frances help Maddie patch up the injured. When Maddie goes into the hall for a break, she finds Tails, curled up against the wall. She sits beside him. He’s seemed quieter, older than he was when she last saw him, more reserved and mature. Which is strange, because only a few months had passed in his world. She looks down at the potted plant in his hands and tells him that as long as he’s in this world, their house is his. He looks to her, and slowly passes her the pot. “Don’t let anything happen to her, please.” he says quietly. “She’s the last of her species, and… I lost her…” his voice trails off, trying to find the right word. “I guess it’s her mom. She was so young, she didn’t deserve…” he blinks back tears. “I hate that we couldn’t save her. But I won’t let this seed fall the same way. I just… please. Just make sure nothing happens to her, while I fight.” Maddie hugs him tight, and says that nothing will happen to either of them. Sonic isn’t there much, but when he is, he has a grateful look in his eyes when he sees them with his friends, when he sees Maddie putting flowers in Cream’s fur or Tom teaching Amy how to fire a gun. He doesn’t say much, really, but everything between them is alright being unsaid.

There’s another world where most humans live on continents, it happens in a lot of worlds. Their kids moved out to fight crime professionally a while ago, and they’re fine with that. But they stop to visit their new island village sometimes, and when they do they can tell that Sonic speed-cleaned his house, and Tom makes a remark about how there’s no door, while Maddie aaws over the fact he still has the neckerchief they sent him last winter. Tails flies in and excitedly drags them to his workshop to show them what he’s working on, and they go to a restaurant that Tom says is absolutely not up to code, and then they run out early to “kick some ro-butt.” When they come back, Amy is excited to see “Mr. and Ms. Wachowski” and shows them some new moves with her hammer. Knuckles forgot who they were again, but they’re used to that as Maddie carefully explains to him how to put together the puzzle they brought, and he excitedly hugs her once he’s got it. The badger hides out in the corner, hissing about government spies and how cops are evil, which Tom doesn’t take personally whatsoever thankfully. “You know I’m a sheriff,” he says, “It’s an elected position. If I sucked at the job I’d be voted out.” The badger than says something about mind-controlling robots, and he laughs and tells her that “that was how they adopted Sonic, actually,” and she is suddenly interested, and Sonic groans and slaps his forehead as Tom tells the “embarrassing” stories of him and Tails when they were younger, as Maddie and Amy smash things in the backyard “for fun.”

There’s a universe where Sonic runs, he always runs, he runs from everything. His friends have been with him through Chaos and the ARK and Neo Metal Sonic, through Black Arms invasions and extreme gear races and time gods and werehogs and timeline mishaps and zeti and world wars. He will slip sometimes into adventures in the Arabian Nights, in Arthurian Legends, in another dimension with a stoic pyrokinetic cat and overly excitable raccoon. He raised Tails, that much his friends know. They know nothing else about his past. He doesn’t talk about it much. And he’s so happy all the time, they don’t think to ask.

Shadow mentions, once, at a party, that Sonic is sad. It took them a while to see it. But he, above anyone else, would recognize a front. Recognize how someone hides pain. At one point, Rouge asks Tails if he and Sonic have parents, phrasing it in a joking way. Tails gets awkward and changes the subject. Vector and Espio haven’t been able to get anything out of them, either. “Don’t ask,” Shadow sternly tells them when he finds out what they’re doing. “They’ll talk when they’re ready. If they’re ready.”

But it’s one night, as they stack food in the Restoration storage, that Amy quietly asks him directly. If he has any family, other than Tails. If he ever did.

Sonic doesn’t answer.

Ayo the fnaf trailer was lit William is kinda a DILF tho - you know who it is

Rules update!!

Posting this really late, but I updated my request rules and (i guess) my about!

One of them is to please read my rules. Not just my general rules but my request rules too. On another note; 

I noticed that I’ve been receiving requests even after I closed my ask box. I’m really sorry, but the requests that were sent in after I closed requesting will be deleted. I’m not sure if it’s a mistake on my part, and if it is I’d like to apologize, but seeing new asks for writing come in makes me stressed and not want to write. I hope you understand.

Requests I’ll be deleting are: ROTTMNT x FTM reader with angel wings, LMK Mac x reader who he’s been avoiding due to personal issues, several LMK characters x a reader who likes to play dnd, and a jealous! LMK monkey trio x reader who was hanging out with a friend.

Please know that this isn’t some personal attack or anything, these all sound like fun requests to do and the people who requested them sound really nice! I’d love to take requests from them again, but with how IRL things have been going, I think it’s best if I delete the asks they sent for now.

I hope you guys understand. Thank you! 

Hello there!! Can i headcanons for Red son, Nezha, Sun Wukong and Macaque with their fem s/o who is acting like a house wife + she's good taking care or babysit children

Hello!! Hope you like this one!!

Red Son, Nezha, Wukong and Macaque x fem! housewife! reader

Red Son

I don't think he realizes what you're doing, at first. Like, he'd try to insist that you leave all the cleaning and cooking to the bull clones

They keep saying "You are the lover of the Prince of the Demon Bull King family, which makes you the Princess! Please, dear, leave the cleaning and such to the bots."

If you keep insisting though, he'll give in and let you what you want. He actually tries to help you out with some chores! You guys both wash the dishes and cook meals together :]

Firmly believes that she shouldn't just let you do all the hard work by yourself. You're his beloved! If you want to become their housewife, then he will become your househusband. That's how a relationship is supposed to work, right? Both parties have to do their own share of work!

So now you got a Malewife Red Son. Congrats!!

Sometimes he sees you babysit some kids and even babying some of the bull clones they made, and she has to calm himself down before their hair torches the ceiling

Red Son is sort of a romantic, and daydreams sometimes on what having a family with you is like... So seeing you be so gentle with children fuels those fantasies a whole lot

Be prepared for a marriage proposal in the near future!!

Nezha

Nezha is literally the God of Children. So if he ever sees you being so gentle with kids, he'll be so touched before joining you

Nezha never really thought about marriage or having kids of his own, so whenever he sees you act all motherly with children or acting like a housewife his face gets red

Accidentally referred to you as his wife once and got so embarrassed afterwards. Please don't bring it up he'll literally collapse /j

Has actually thought of doing those traditional chinese marriages with you if you guys ever do get married. He brings up the topic of marriage once to gouge out your reaction so he can see how you feel about it

Nezha starts to warm up to the concept of you being a housewife after a while, but that doesn't mean he'll leave all the work to you!

There's not much to do living with him anyway. He already cleans his own things and makes his own meals, so at best you only make food whenever he's tired and clean stuff he forgot to clean

Wukong

Oh, he loves it. He loves the fact that you act like his housewife so much, that bastard

He can't cook for shit, so you often make meals for him. He tries to help you out, but I think it's best if he just stays as a cooking assistant for now-

I don't think he eats anything other than peaches in his mountain, so make sure to give him a variety of food in his meals! He would be so grateful. He'd literally eat anything you make and say that it tastes better than the peaches of immortality

Wukong is also very messy. Please tell him to pick up after himself or else you're gonna be cleaning so much stuff

Believe it or not, your housewife actions actually influence him a bit! He gets you a bunch of ingredients from over the world, even mythical ones! Fully encourages your cooking and cleaning habits by gifting you things like that

The baby monkeys love you so much. So much that he told you he thinks they love you more than they love him

He doesn't mind, he agrees with them to be honest lmao

I don't think he cares much for starting a family/getting married, since you guys practically act married already! But if you want things to get official, then he'll gladly oblige

Macaque

Isn't used to people taking care of him. Whenever he wakes up to you cooking a meal just for him and cleaning up the dojo, he gets so touched that he doesn't know what to say

Mac really likes it when you act like a housewife. He loves the domestic vibes he gets when he sees you cook or clean early in the morning. Living a peaceful and loving life with you is like, his biggest dream

He wants to pay you back for all your hard work, somehow. Says a whole lot of 'thank you's and 'Aw, for me?'s, but internally he's racking his brain for any possible way to give you the same amount of love you give him

You tell him it isn't necessary, but he just really wants to show you how much he loves you! So he gives you little gifts, like an apron or some suggesting some food recipes you guys could make together

Isn't that big of a family guy, I think. He knows you babysit kids, but he stays out of the way most of the time because he thinks he might scare them. That all changes once the Hostess comes over and you guys immediately bond

It's only after hanging out with you and the hostess is that he realizes how much he'd love having a life of quiet with you. Just you and him, maybe some kids, living peacefully in a house somewhere. He brings it up to you someday, to see what you think about it, before agreeing on something

He's engaged now :]] Mac is doing mental fist pumps whenever he sees you with the ring on your finger

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Hope this was good!! I actually like the way I characterized Red Son here. Nezha's was pretty short, but that's mostly because I don't know his character all that well. This was super fun to write!