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*castiel voice* no i don't serve cunt, dean, i serve the lord

do you ever make a pretty clever joke but nobody understands because they have no idea what you're talking about?

because i just said to someone after realizing that i was a fool "i need to buy an egg because apparently im a clown" and instead of being like 'oh ha ha bc thats how you copyright a clown look!' they said 'i told my dad about this and he's concerned'

im unappreciated in the greater scheme of things, smh

I go to the grocery store, heading straight for the dairy section. Positioning myself in the middle of the milk shelf, I let out one single long, wailing, cheese-curdling scream. Every single carton of fresh dairy product within hearing distance has now been rendered undrinkable. The poor worker whose only task this shift was to keep me out of the store and most importantly away from the dairy at all costs is fired on the spot. I do not linger to bear witness to the grief and destruction I have caused. Knowing that I caused it is enough.

These petty, pointless acts of meaningless evil are the reason that I will not see the kingdom of heaven.

look look i don't usually pick up on sexual tension but like what tge fuck is goin on between major hayes and malcolm reed

opposing lawyer, pointing at me: you're a MURDERER

me: murderer??? i hardly know her!

jury: *laughs*

my lawyer: please give her the death penalty.

my younger sister's middle school was doing a fine arts night where they like, do music and shit. so the preschoolers were singing a song called 'jesus is my superhero' and it was accompanied by a lego stop motion animation where a ton of superheros ran around and sang together and every once and a while there'd be a person in jedi robes doing a little gig. so i sat there for a while trying to figure out if it was anakin or obi-wan but the face didn't match either of them.

it took me about 2 - 3 minutes to realize that it was the man himself, Jesus Christ.

Its Asexual Awareness Week which means that All The Asexuals Have Heightened Awareness. watch what you say! we can hear you.

people are right when they say that if castiel had taken a female vessel destiel would’ve happened but super “i hate women” natural would have fridged cas faster than they sent him to superhell

hey do you think dean was so attached to scooby door bc when john was out on a hunt, he and sam would watch a lot of TV in the motel and then comes on this show and THEY'RE ALSO fighting monsters and dad was supposed to be back two hours ago but they make it look like it's not to dangerous at all so maybe he'll be just fine and it won't be like last time when he came back bleeding and you had to help patch him up while calming sammy down and when they unmask the monster it's just a harmless old man every time or like do you think he just had a crush on fred or smth.

loved the way queer relationships were represented in good omens 2. it wasn't like a 'look they're gay and they're happy!!!' they were really just people who happened to be gay

like, instead of pushing them together to be a little happy gay couple, the characters instead have messy or complex relationships

idk it just means a lot to me to get to see queer characters being presented as people first instead of just token representation