SOMEONE EXPLAIN!

hey guys. no easy way to say this but i got scammed out of literally all of my money today by someone impersonating a government official

they coerced me into cashing out everything i had to 'verify my accounts' after i was told that someone had opened several bank accounts and amazon accounts in my name

gofundme.com

Donate to Urgent Help to Rebuild After Scam, organized by Luke L

hi! so. in a hilarious (read: mortifying and stomach-dropping) twist, today i was scammed out… Luke L needs your support for Urgent Help to

i know times are rough for everyone right now and i feel humiliated having to ask for help again, but. idk what else to do

I am aware that this isn’t probably what you’d thought you be getting when you came to my profile, but here is an Artemis Fowl fanfic crossover I’m writing. So go check that out.

P.S. Sorry for grammar and spelling didn’t really edit it. 

The elevator at Taipei 101: takes half a minute to go up eighty-nine floors

Artemis Fowl II: I need one of these for my two-storey private home which receives few visitors and is not open to tourists

better than what he wears in cannon...

AU where Artemis wears crocs. Nothing else has changed, he just wears crocs. (And yes, he’s wearing his suit, and everyone else is dressed normally. Artemis just has crocs on, lol) 

Colfer probably thinks he's the funniest guy in the world

Dear online friends, to me you look like you profile pic. Sorry for my brain, but that’s what you look like.

reminder that eoin colfer literally did nothing wrong ever in the artemis fowl series

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MEMES

Imagine being a giraffe with a sore throat

almost forgot, soyork

Bruh.

I just realised I have more than 1 person who consistently follows my work. BRUHHHHHH