Elegantpartygardenmuffin - 💕🗿Kiri🗿💕

Daryl: God, give me patience.

Y/N: I think you mean 'give me strength'.

Daryl: If God gave me strength, you'd be dead.

"Not all men..."

Yeah your right José Pedro Balmaceda Pascal would never treat me like this

Dad Dabi is getting teary eyed as he watches his baby reader taker her first steps. My man just gets on his knees and opens up his arms for her, scooping her up and cooing how amazing she is. But when he puts her down and reader starts walking again, he realises that this means you're growing up, and since u can walk now, you're gonna start running soon, and then eventually you're gonna leave your old man because someone's scummy son wooed you, and your scummy s/o will obv not let u meet your father and he's gonna die alone and won't be able to protect u from your scummy s/o and the scummy world omg-

And Dabi's like immeadiately pushing you down until u fall softly on ur butt and he's like: alright, cut it out. No more walking for you, little brat.*sniffles*

Y/N, on the top bunk: Daryl there’s a monster under my bed!

Merle, on the bottom bunk: honestly, fuck you

Y/N: I’m so happy I could kiss you

Daryl: *nervous laughter* Ummmm... neat

[later]

Daryl, lying face down on the bed: I can’t believe I said “neat,” Rick, “Neat.” Nobody says neat anymore! It’s not neat to say neat. I hate myself.

Rick: Hey, don’t beat yourself up. Everyone gets nervous sometimes. Remember what happened when Michonne kissed me?

Daryl: Didn’t you thank her?

Rick, staring blankly into the distance: I thanked her

I MADE SOMETHING TODAY, YAYYY. About Kuroo dicking in Disney XD. (Yes, I didn't write it wrong. ◕‿◕)

Hanamaki: I am dumber than a mouse. I saw a glue trap in a drawer and I didn't know what it was (I thought it was a tray of sauce) so I pressed my entire hand into it and now I'm stuck to a glue trap

Oikawa: I...what kind of sauce looks like glue?

Hanamaki: barbeque sauce :(

Iwaizumi: I really don't want to be rude, but hey, why the ever loving FUCK did you press your entire hand down into what you thought was a tray of barbecue sauce?

Hanamaki: I saw it and it was dark in the drawer and I went "hehe...sauce time"