Mon Ami? More Like MOAN At Me Haha

Uh, well, anyways. Brought some creamy salmon soup for you! - Chef Anon

I’m sorry but I do not like soup, but merci for the food :) dell might eat it!

How many Blus have you dated??

Excluding the scout, all of them.

How the hell you managed to date the whole (minus Scout) enemy team?

My husband has advised me not to say what I wa gonna say because it’s a little inappropriate. 🐓

even if he is an idiot its probably expected to end up like that considering how he was raised... plus hes still somewhat young, i think he can still learn. im sure you were just like him when you were young

I was NOTHING like him when I was his age.

I drew you as a grape (And Apple Medic, and Mango Sniper, and yes, Lemon Engineer.)

Can I eat the engineer?

Hey spy! quick question of uhh… no importance. But if I were to lay a trap for demoman, what would be the best thing to use?

I though about scrumpy but I don’t know which brand.

DO NOT USE JUST SCRUMPY.

You HAVE to use red wine, vinegar, and scrumpy to have it work, he will know if it’s just scrumpy.

Also when you captured him, bring him to my smoking room I need to brush and re-braid his hair.

Who do you hate the least in the enemy team?

The heavy.

New offer…2 GRAPES..with..and this item is extremely rare…a canned croissant?

OH MON GOSH OUI HAND IT OVER NOW

Well approach em like a friend! A workplace buddy, y'know?

But. I know he’s Mon son. I get all nervous.

So, sorry if this is an awkward or rude thing to ask, are all your teeth fake?

(I’m specifically referencing something form the comics where spy pulls a whole lot of random stuff out of fake teeth lol)

Oui, they are